Side effects from edible underwear

ummmmmmmm . . . are there any ?

Inquiring minds want to know. Well, ok, me. Does this stuff wash off pretty easy or is it tough to get off ? Does it actually taste good ? Are there any real possible dangers to the female wearing them ?

Figured this would be the place to go.

Thanks.

Dude,

As far as I know, “Edible undies” as we know them today are actually…

Fruit roll-ups!!!

If this is true, then I am guessing you have to eat them right away. As if it melts, then certainly there would be pain (I am thinking hair) and danger (I am thinking gynecological). Is perhaps my assumtion that one would lick them off incorrect ? If the purpose is to bite then obviously one would have to be careful, plus they would come right off. So, whats the point ?

I have to post this only because I doubt I’ll ever have another excuse to tell the story. When I was in high school I was once part of a conversation that referenced edible underwear (I have no idea how), and the boyfriend of a good friend of mine turned to me and said with vehement indignation, “Yeah, well, I put on a pair of them and wore them to school one day and they MELTED!” I was in hysterics. I don’t know if he was anticipating some after-school fun with the girlfriend (the only remotely reasonable explanation I can think of) or what, but I can’t imagine anyone putting on such things and then setting off for an ordinary day of activity. People unclear on the concept…

He wasn’t the brightest guy in the school, but sheesh.

Thank you, NothingMan, for confirming that edible undies were not always fruit rollups! My first experience with them was as teen in the late, and well, they didn’t survive long enough for me to remember much about them.

Having found them of no particular interest at the time, it was maybe five years before I encountered them first-hand (? - that term seems wrong somehow) again, and then it was the modern fruit roll-up variety.

I was surprised, this wasn’t at all what I remembered – but I wasn’t quite sure what the first pair had been like anymore.

Please, refresh my memory on early edible technologies.


1789: chocolate ‘edible chastity belt’ fails to achieve success – the first chocolate product to fail commercially – because well, it just looked too gross when worn

Yeas, edible undies are made of the same stuff as fruit roll ups.

The side effects?

Hair in your teeth.

I’ll just leave the rest to your imagination…

Yeah… fruit rollups made into undies.

never tried them, however

I did try (or my GF at the time tried) edible condoms. That was kinda cool, but messy.

OH! …and to answer the OP, the only side effect of edible underware is the skidmark it leaves on your tounge. :smiley:

Yeah… fruit rollups made into undies.

never tried them, however

I did try (or my GF at the time tried) edible condoms. That was kinda cool, but messy.

OH! …and to answer the OP, the only side effect of edible underware is the skidmark it leaves on your tounge. :smiley: