I decided to get a head start on drunkenness last night so I cracked open a Mike’s hard lemonade. Then I opened another, then a third and a fourth. Oh, and I drank them too. Then I went out and drank some real booze.
After recovering this morning, I noticed that each of the caps from the Mike’s bottles had a word printed on the inside. MEN, said the first one. I like the sound of that I thought. CALLING, said the next. Still sounding good. AS on the third. Huh. STRAIGHT. What the hell?
There were two caps left untwisted and presumably two words left unrevealed. I felt compelled to see what secrets they would reveal. AS again. Finally, THIS.
CALLING MEN AS STRAIGHT AS THIS?
What the bloody hell is that supposed to mean? Why is Mike sending me secret messages under my bottle caps and whatever is Mike trying to tell me? Suggestions?