<different Paul> Hey Kathy, look!
<Mike as the different Paul> It’s that tissue I just threw! Hey, hi tissue!
<Mike as Paul> I’m going to forage for tighter pants.
No wonder I can’t get a date…
Aie, MITCHELL!
I particularly loved the despairing wail of “BABY OIL? NOOOO!” by them during that oh-so-awful love scene.
Kwyjibo, it should also be noted that any thread that has “MST3K” in its subject line will receive a ton of responses from MST3K fans quoting quips from the show 
My personal favorite episode was Hercules and the Captive Women:
“The lepers are revolting!” “Boy, I’ll say.”
You know, after reading that long post above, I suddenly remembered that I have seen the Space Mutiny episode and it was hysterical.
Wish I could see this show more often. I think my fave was Santa Claus vs. Mars.
My fave MST3K line of all time:
From Marooned
Gregory Peck looks at a NASA console, runs his hands thru his hair, looks around furtively
And Crow says, “Scout? Scout?”
Another good one, from one of the Gamara’s
An atomic bomb explodes, cut to stock footage of atomic bomb tests
Crow says, “Pretty!”
My favorite a-bomb blast scene was at the end of Ed Wood’s immortal classic, Bride of the Monster.
Bela Lugosi is “eaten” by a giant octopus, and then, suddenly, for no reason whatsoever, they cut to a scene of an atomic bomb mushroom cloud. (?!?)
To which Tom Servo quips: “Wow, that was one unstable octopus!”
That wasn’t my intention, but I am now wise to that. 
For what it is worth, I had a little surprise on my desk at work this morning. It was a VHS tape. a MST3K VHS tape!!!
A coworker heard me asking about “MST3King” and brought his copy of “Mitchell” in.
When I return tomorrow, I will no longer be a virgin!!! 
(Pod People)
Trumpy, you can do STUPID magic!
I know Mike was a writer during the Joel years, so he probably wrote some of Joel’s stuff, but I thought the show changed for the worse when Joel left. He was the best at oddly paced, poorly timed, unusally pithy sarcasm. His oddness actually made the situation he was in funnier. And, his character built the weirdly robots in the first place. “Crow, don’t you ever bring a dark spectre on board again, do you understand me?” “Here, chicky chicky, chicky, chicky…” “HUH?!?”
normal view! NORMAL view! normal VIEW!
NORMAL VIEW!!!
Which one was that from again?
Oh, yeah, This Island Earth.
From Rocketship X-M:
Tom Servo: At this point the rocket becomes engorged with spacemen…
From Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy:
Narrator: How far can the mind of man penetrate the mysteries of the great beyond?
Crow: Sixteen feet, eight inches: 1936 Olympics.
And, who can forget…
Rock climbing Joel! Rock climbing!
I have yet to see the infamous ‘rock climbing!’ episode.
My fiance has it, and he’s not sure whether or not I’m ready for it yet…
After watching the oh-god-this-lasts-forever ‘aircraft fueling’ scene in another MSTed movie, I’m sure I can take it. Bring it on!
I can forgive tracer for only mentioning Crow and Servo, but his suggestion that they are mere puppets? Blasphemy!
Ah, Starfighters. 97% stock fotage, 3% former congressman.
“yea! the refuling ship likes us! Whoopie!”
the DAP, for free downloads of MST3K! 820 - Space Mutiny is perhaps my very favorite episode. I believe you were referring to 321 - Santa Claus Conquers The Martians as your personal favorite episode.
In tracer’s defense, he did say the names of the robots who actually watch the movie with Mike/Joel. If you re-read his note you’ll see he was talking about the robots that watch the movie and help him heckle. He didn’t say they were the ONLY robots on the satellite of love. Gypsy and Cambot don’t go into the theatre, only Tom Servo and Crow.
Still deserves some really nasty punishment for calling them puppets though.
Enjoy,
Steven
<Crow, to credit for ‘Puppet Wranglers’> Puppet wranglers? There weren’t any puppets in this movie! (MST3K: The Movie)