What is the best place to rent a goat or Bay Area Bachelor Party Advice

My friend is getting married in a few weeks. As the best man, I am pretty much in charge of the pre-wedding party. I am hoping to keep the affair low key, and less than crazy. I would also like to keep things on the Peninsula. I would rather not travel into San Francisco or San Jose, staying near Redwood City would be for the best.

I am planning on starting with dinner, then going to a bar to get some booze in the guests and then out to a strip club. Is this the best way to go about things? Does anyone know of good strip clubs near Redwood City? I know of one that is nearby, which would be good. But, it is always nice to have a backup plan.

I thank you for any help you can give.

pat

Would caribou be acceptable in place of a goat? As you well know, we’re experts on caribou around here.