Apple pie with a slice of cheddar cheese.
#1 Breakfast burrito, no potatoes, add rice and an extra-large unsweet tea.
And spam.
Well, it’s Beer with your preferred dry cereal.
Cold Pizza washed down with warm Coke
The smell of napalm.
I bet we could have epic road trip. Whether in Vegas, SoFL where I am, or Chicago where you are.
I can remember Mad Magazine labeling Wheaties as the “Breakfast of Chimpanzees”.
Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
When I was young and dumb, it was 2 brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts and a Budweiser. It’s an acquired taste.
Coke and a couple of old fashioned doughnuts, when stumbling into class at law school, hung over.
Anything to drink with that breakfast?
Water, Bloody Mary, Alka-Seltzer, aspirin, beer. Work your way up and down the line until you feel semi-human.
I’m down with it if I can use vodka instead of beer.
It is not Kelce Mix.
Yes, took a pic of it. Probably good with oreo flavored milk.
It doesn’t stop getting weirder.
Do many want to acquire it? 
“Want” is an awfully strong word. It was usually a combination of having no other choices and morbid curiosity with a dash of it can’t be that bad or bravado.
I would probably throw up if I tried that today. That part of my brain died a long time ago.
I prefer warmed up leftover pizza and a diet Coke over ice. So you’re wrong.
Line of cocaine, shot of whatever spirits can be found in the kitchen, and a beer.
Thank god I dropped out of the championship league quite a few years ago.
Yeah, the schedule was brutal.
Large Coffee Regular with double shot of Jameson and half a pack of Red Dunhill