Mine is an homage to my beloved dog “Skunk” who lived from 1997 (the year I first discovered the Straight Dope) until 2017.
And you really felt the need to post that, huh?
Well, I thought it was a funny response to Qadgop’s post.
Well, yes. In a mild attempt at humor. Which @Kron, if no one else, got.
okey doke. Ignore my post.
If any of y’all have read one of my posts, you probably know how I chose my username.

If any of y’all have read one of my posts, you probably know how I chose my username. -
Could you go into a bit more detail?
Goddamn! - you have to be quick round here.
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In a mild attempt at humor. Which @Kron, if no one else, got.
Hey, I got it first time through (I was going to add ‘duh’ but I thought better of it).

Goddamn! - you have to be quick round here.
Is this the first time you’ve noticed this?..
My original was seal_clubber. Tubadiva offered me $1.89 and a bag of Skittles to change it.
Huh. I thought it was because of your profession, and your usual ride being a 757 (which upside down is LSL, sort of).
Or did I somehow misconstrue your profession, too?
I am the dad of Kayla, who was all of three years old when I chose my handle (her nickname was bestowed upon her by her compatriots in daycare, and she no longer prefers it).
No, you got the profession right. I hadn’t thought of that interpretation of LSL before; very creative of you. Over the years several folks have asked me via PM with the usual guess being I was an alumni of some college usually abbreviated as “LSL” which they couldn’t think of.
And, sadly, with the demise of the 757 I’ve been reduced to the definitely unstylish 737. The Checker Cab of big jets: funny looking, awkward to drive, but takes a beating. Maybe I should change my handle to LELGuy?
I’d always figured Kayla was born in 99 and would therefore be about 21 now.
Mmm, chocolate…
But their chocolate is too milky. The flavors are fun but can’t get past the milkiness.
I’m a dude. I’m super.
Actually, it’s an amalgam of two different sources. I’m a Superman fan, and it’s the name of the gerbil in the 4th grade class of The Simpsons. He made one appearance, I think.

No, you got the profession right. I hadn’t thought of that interpretation of LSL before; very creative of you. Over the years several folks have asked me via PM with the usual guess being I was an alumni of some college usually abbreviated as “LSL” which they couldn’t think of.
And, sadly, with the demise of the 757 I’ve been reduced to the definitely unstylish 737. The Checker Cab of big jets: funny looking, awkward to drive, but takes a beating. Maybe I should change my handle to LELGuy?
I’d always figured Kayla was born in 99 and would therefore be about 21 now.
Nope, the Yahoo account generator made me add a number, so after three unsuccessful attempts, I went with the current year.
The handle has served me well.
Even the dark chocolate with marzipan? Or, the 60% dark?

dark chocolate with marzipan? Or, the 60% dark?
I’m in the boring wasteland of chocolate choices. Store managers seem to stock only the milk varieties, you know, for the philistines. I would love marzipan dark or several more of the dark chocolate ones on the Ritter website (which I pulled up as soon as I whined to you). Just made it worse.
I’m not a huge fan of dark chocolate normally, but they seem to get it just right. I think my favorite version is the dark with marzipan, so try that if you ever get a chance!