Shut up Coldfire, you trog wearing cloglodyte! Take an “e” off your shite and then go chew it! At least then your jaw will be flapping for some useful purpose.
I’ve got my pair of shit kickers on, and theyre better than your klompen, dyke-boy
Have you been spying on me when I get out of the shower?
< techchick searches frantically for hidden camaras >
You cat puke, this better not be your camara or, or, or…
Far more annoying than the apology threads are the recent rash of personal problem postings that devolve into group hugs and Stuart Smalley-isms.
What the fuck is that doing in the Pit?
Sorry. Please continue with your (also annoying) junior-varsity play-flaming.
No shit, Milo. This thread is just a black velvet Elvis when compared to the Mona Lisa of flame threads.
you bastards had me laughing so hard, the people next door are bangin on the wall. Drain, you mean bitch, I’ll have my attorney contact you for that link, laughed so hard I cried and ruined my keyboard. You fucks sure know how to brighten up a lousy morning.
later, Tom
Ok you fucking pansies. You’re so caught up in your little love in you forgot about the OP
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Ok, you’re first mistake. The pit is for those who have the ability to spell and or think.
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Not after your eyes get gouged out, Bitch!
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A what. You are definetely a what.
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Lets see. You lack the balls to actually flame anyone, so you go and get your fucking rocks off on other peoples posts. Whipe that semen off your monitor, wombatASSfuck.
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If you weren’t aware that these threads have always filled up the pit, then the syphillis has reached your brain sooner than the doctors thought.
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Hey, just cause he has the balls to admit no one likes him. Why don’t you get a clue and do the same.
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Again. Someone with the balls to admit they are a fucking loser. Need a clue?
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Well I, and the rest of the board, are sorry we have to read your pathetic drivel every day.
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No. The last thing one would expect is you writing something intelligable.
Ah, I can’t touch this one.
The Byz? What am I? A fucking conglomerate or something? And “nice”? No, we are not nice in the Pit. As of late we’ve been letting these pathetic whining threads go unscathed. Why? Frankly, it’s summer and we have better things to do. But why aren’t you doing your part? You have a keyboard. Pull it out of your ass and use it for the purpose it was intended for.
And I swear, to all the evil the Pit stands for, if I see one more whiny assed, please love me thread in here I AM going to explode all over it. Take that marshmallow crap to MPSIMS. Over there is all the love and hugs and other touchy feely crap that you pikers need. The Pit is for fire, flames, bitching and moaning. Don’t ever say you are sorry in here; we’ll just use it for ammunition the next time you post.
Damn straight! We’ve been getting way too much of that lately too. Never, repeat never apologize in the Pit.
Daniel, if you were a fireman, your city would be a ghost town by now.
oldscratch,
I’ll knock you ass over with my backhoe
So silly that you thought I just said “my Black ho”
Speaker- Gotta disagree with you there, apologizing is always okay, so long as you don’t start a whole new thread. But even that’s a very minor offense. Personally, I think apologizing shows disgnity. There’s nothing more endearing than admitting when you’re wrong. It also makes you much more trustworthy. After all, how can you trust someone’s opinion if they’ll argue with you even though they know they’re bullshitting?
Yeah, this is the Pit, but there should still be some amount of honor in battle. So get the fuck out of my Pit before I embalm you with napalm you dog-milking panty-headed mook.
Hey Byz… I wuv ya, and I’m not fucking apologizing for that. So blow it out yer ass will ya!
TWPM
FreakFreely – “apologizing shows disgnity”
Looked in five dictionaries and I can’t find that word. I think you should apologize for that. And what’s with this endearing and trustworthy crap? Get thee to the MPSIMS board, go go!
CanadianSue – see?! This is the kind of stuff I’m talking about. Don’t love me! HATE me! FEAR me! Oh, okay. Fine. I’m sorry I’m such a bitch and I wuv you too. But don’t tell anyone; it’ll ruin my reputation!
TWPM!!!
What’s disgnity? Isn’t that a theme park in Orlando? But OK, I can see how that would be a useful talent for a guy who’s flat out wrong as often as you are.
Here, I’ll give it a try:
I’m, I’m… I’m so… Damn! I’m… BULLSHIT I FUCKING WELL AM NOT SORRY! Damn! Can’t do it.
Hello! YOUR Pit? News flash Peach Fuzz, it’s mine from the sulpher pools to the pungi pits. Got it?
Byzantine- I think the beauty of the Pit is that everybody’s honest with eachother. If someone doesn’t like you, they’ll tell you. And if somebody knows they’re wrong they should tell you. So bite my whoopie cushion you perverted inverted zero.
There is no beauty in the Pit; there is only pain and shame… two things you should be filled to overflowing with by now… and I am NEVER wrong. Ever. Well, okay, there was that ONE time but it wasn’t my fault… it was yours. So, I’m willing to accept your apology but only if you kiss my ass and call it ice-cream you maggot!
Ice cream? ice cream? shit woman thats not ice cream, its called butt butter and should only be touched by princess like fingers…
Your ass is way too lumpy to be called ice cream, why don’t you use a laxative and get some of that shit out of your head? This is MY home bitter home, so use a coaster if you’re gonna put your luke-warm threads on my board.
It’s your Pit as soon as I give it to you. And you must be finding it pretty easy to speak since you’re doing it all the time. Now if only you were good at thinking too.
CanadianSue – oh, now, THAT was evil!
Freak – the only shit that’s in my head is your feeble flames. Perhaps if you took the time to actually read and learn to type and spell… nah! Why bother going back to sixth grade when all that will happen is your neck getting sore from trying to look up the girl’s skirts? Obviously, after four attempts to pass the sixth grade I doubt another one will help.