What is the quickest way for an average looking, average intelligence, and average salary guy to get sex in person from a woman who looks like a playboy bunny without giving her any money?
Avoid posting like this and revealing to all beautiful women that you are 14.
Figure it out and we will pay you to teach us how.
Or you could always go my route and marry one.
Take her back to your mansion, wear silk pajamas, smoke a pipe, and ask her if she’s ever auditioned for a spread.
First you have to recover from the slapping around Manhattan will give you for posting this crap in GQ.
Dazzle her with intelligence and personality?
On second thoughts, possibly not in your case.
This is, of course, the best method. One merely needs intelligence and a personality to begin.
Well, what if she is in fact a playboy bunny - posing for pictures she knows full well will be used as masturbatory fodder for men? Is she not a contributing sexual partner any less than is a detached voice on a (albeit live) phone sex line? If that logic holds, all you have to do is buy the magazine, do your business, and can consider yourself as having “scored.” Some women open the bedroom door, others open the camera’s shutter. either way, your boys get to swim.
Of course, if you’re familiar with the concept from the Rene Magritte painting of a pipe captioned “this is not a pipe” (it is a painting of a pipe), you see the fallacy of my argument. That wasn’t a woman - it was a photo of a woman. But don’t feel too bad - a lot of actual sex is largely a matter of people fucking their concept of their partners, not the actual person.
But, my best advice is to buy “distressed property,” make a bundle of money, and soon you’ll be winging a babe-loaded Beachcraft Bimimi-ward in no time. No time at all.
There’s always the “getting on your knees and begging” option. Ye gads.
Go away kid, y’bother me.
Go up to her and politely inquire, “Excuse me ma’am, what sex are you?”
Walk up to her and say: “Nice boots, wanna f**k?”
She’ll either say yes or no.
You’ll save time that way.
Say to her, “Are you a man, or a woman?”
That will get you her sex.
You: “Can I smell your vagina?”
Her: “No”
You: “Then that must be your breath that stinks”
Maybe she will have a good sense of humor.
practice practice practice. An average-looking guy can get hot babes if he’s a smooth talker. You can become a smooth talker if you approach lots of women without worrying about being rejected.
There are websites and discussion groups that will give you tips on how to do this.
I’m sure you can formulate the appropriate searches.
According to Odgen Nash,
Candy
Is dandy.
But, liquor
Is quicker.
(BTW, Jason, you might want to start by reconsidering the preposition in the OP. How about with?))
>> get sex “in person” from a woman
You mean they sometimes delegate it to someone else?