[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]
2) Conjugal visit sex. … that person would know that he/she was being asked to give lovin’ to an inmate that knows the provider is the person he/she thought of when choosing whom to have the sex with.
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what?
::rereads::
Oh man, I need more coffee.
What about:
[ul][li]“I haven’t seen my beloved in a month” sex. Starts with an intense hug in the airport (or wherever), and then your eyes meet, and without saying a word, you know you’ll both be lucky if you can resist tearing each others’ clothes off in the taxi.[/li]
[li]“Woken up by oral sex” sex. Good morning![/ul][/li]
Just wanted to make sure the list wasn’t incomplete. 
Right now, any kind would be good…
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]
3) Pity/Charity sex.
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Ladies, this is absolutely the best, hottest, most multiorgasmic kind, and don’t let nobody tell ya different! 
I’m not sure it belongs at the top, but high sex belongs on the list.
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz]
3) Pity/Charity sex. When you give sex to someone to whom is way out of your league. I have done this one once. She was very depressed about herself and wanted to feel that she was sexy. She worked really hard to make me feel good and was the best lover I ever had in my life. Alas, it was a one night stand, but she soon found a new lover and was much happier about herself.
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Are you saying giving sex to someone who’s not in your league? The way you phrase it, it makes it sound like the girl you had sex with was way hotter than you. Doing the opposite sounds vaguely creepy.
[QUOTE=Shodan]
The one in the autumn is nice.
Regards,
Shodan
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Heh heh. Too true, for us old married types.
I personally enjoyed the one in 2002.
IIRC when a second person is involved is much better.
For me, it’s I-got-my-wife-a-way-better-gift-than-she-got-me-so-now-she-feels-the-need-to-make-up-for-the-difference sex.
I was out at a bar one night, playing pool with some buddies, when one of the sexiest women I have ever had the pleasure to look upon, walked up, ripped off my belt, threw it around my neck and dragged me into the bathroom, while staring at me and not saying a word.
Alas, I had a girlfriend, and couldn’t do anything. But I put that down in the top three missed opportunities of my life.
The “She is on a different time zone, and woke me up at 3:00 AM for sex.” As another old married man, this is the wonderful “she wanted it, and did ALL of the initiating - and is not just having sex with me in exchange for the backrub/oil change/ it is Autumn”
Finally-having-sex-for-real-after-months-of-cybering sex.
[QUOTE=ForumBot]
I was out at a bar one night, playing pool with some buddies, when one of the sexiest women I have ever had the pleasure to look upon, walked up, ripped off my belt, threw it around my neck and dragged me into the bathroom, while staring at me and not saying a word.
Alas, I had a girlfriend, and couldn’t do anything. But I put that down in the top three missed opportunities of my life.
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Yeah, but on the other hand you still have your wallet and both of your kidneys. Life is full of little compensations. 
What about the “one last time after we’ve already broken up” sex? That’s pretty good.
[QUOTE=HazelNutCoffee]
The sexiest sex I ever had came after months of frustrated longing. MONTHS of significant looks, where the brush of a finger or the nudge of a foot under the table spoke volumes. It all exploded (so to speak) one winter night, and it was fucking hot.
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Her: ::brushes finger nails along his wrist::
Him: “Sorry about getting that all over your hair, honey!”
It’s everything up until sex that’s sexy (or unsexy), at least to me. ‘Sexy sex’ just sounds ridiculously redundant. Unless someone’s not doing it right.
[QUOTE=Cat Fight]
It’s everything up until sex that’s sexy (or unsexy), at least to me.
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What’s sexy about counting the money?
::d&r::
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Yeah, but on the other hand you still have your wallet and both of your kidneys. Life is full of little compensations.
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It’s just a kidney. God saw fit to grace me with a spare.
[QUOTE=shelbo]
What about the “one last time after we’ve already broken up” sex? That’s pretty good.
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Oh…or “one last time after one last time”. Or “one last time, this time I really mean it!” Or “maybe *this *is the last time?”
Yeah. I miss college sometimes.
[QUOTE=Lizard]
Not sure why I’m volunteering this, but . . . sleeping with a woman who has kids the same age as you (and you’re well over 18).
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So this would be basically… Grandma sex??? :eek: