what?
::rereads::
Oh man, I need more coffee.
What about:
[ul][li]“I haven’t seen my beloved in a month” sex. Starts with an intense hug in the airport (or wherever), and then your eyes meet, and without saying a word, you know you’ll both be lucky if you can resist tearing each others’ clothes off in the taxi.[/li]
[li]“Woken up by oral sex” sex. Good morning![/ul][/li]
Just wanted to make sure the list wasn’t incomplete. 
Right now, any kind would be good…
Ladies, this is absolutely the best, hottest, most multiorgasmic kind, and don’t let nobody tell ya different!
I’m not sure it belongs at the top, but high sex belongs on the list.
Are you saying giving sex to someone who’s not in your league? The way you phrase it, it makes it sound like the girl you had sex with was way hotter than you. Doing the opposite sounds vaguely creepy.
Heh heh. Too true, for us old married types.
I personally enjoyed the one in 2002.
IIRC when a second person is involved is much better.
For me, it’s I-got-my-wife-a-way-better-gift-than-she-got-me-so-now-she-feels-the-need-to-make-up-for-the-difference sex.
I was out at a bar one night, playing pool with some buddies, when one of the sexiest women I have ever had the pleasure to look upon, walked up, ripped off my belt, threw it around my neck and dragged me into the bathroom, while staring at me and not saying a word.
Alas, I had a girlfriend, and couldn’t do anything. But I put that down in the top three missed opportunities of my life.
The “She is on a different time zone, and woke me up at 3:00 AM for sex.” As another old married man, this is the wonderful “she wanted it, and did ALL of the initiating - and is not just having sex with me in exchange for the backrub/oil change/ it is Autumn”
Finally-having-sex-for-real-after-months-of-cybering sex.
Yeah, but on the other hand you still have your wallet and both of your kidneys. Life is full of little compensations. 
What about the “one last time after we’ve already broken up” sex? That’s pretty good.
Her: ::brushes finger nails along his wrist::
Him: “Sorry about getting that all over your hair, honey!”
It’s everything up until sex that’s sexy (or unsexy), at least to me. ‘Sexy sex’ just sounds ridiculously redundant. Unless someone’s not doing it right.
What’s sexy about counting the money?
::d&r::
It’s just a kidney. God saw fit to grace me with a spare.
Oh…or “one last time after one last time”. Or “one last time, this time I really mean it!” Or “maybe *this *is the last time?”
Yeah. I miss college sometimes.
So this would be basically… Grandma sex??? :eek: