Someone makes a chocolate covered peanutbutter shake?!?!
Why have I not been informed of this?!?!
If you eat enough fries to add up to the 1000+ calories of some of these sandwiches, the fries would be the winner. At least a burger or fish or chicken sandwich has a decent amount of protein in it. Fries have an ungodly fat content and the rest is almost all carbohydrates
As a young nipper, hanging out with the gang, we often had french fries with gravey.
No idea as to calories/fat but it had to have been right up there with the best.
A local restaurant here in MA has as an appetizer a delicious concoction (I assume…even I, Captain Neckfat, haven’t tried it) known as “Quebec Fries”:
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[li]French fries[/li][li]Cheddar cheese sauce[/li][li]Gravy[/li][li]Bacon bits[/li][/ul]
:yikes!:
Anyone got a Tums???
Rub your food on a piece of paper, if it goes clear it’s your window to weight gain!
- Dr. Nick
I’m sure the triple meat Sonic cheeseburger with bacon and chili would be pretty far up there.
I eat the large (but not the turkey, the original, extra meat), but one of them is very filling for me (half would be enough) and I am 6’6" and 320 lbs.
Its not exactly true fast food, but the Meat Lover’s Skillet at Denny’s has 2200 calories and 111 grams of fat.
At the recent Spiffled DopeFest we ate at a restaurant named Darcy’s. We were introduced to a local speciality, an amazing concoction called a horseshoe.
You can get yer choice of meats but I gather the classic is:
- two pieces of texas toast
- two 1/4 lb. hamburger patties
- a large serving of french fries heaped on top
- then the whole thing is drenched in cheese sauce.
(burp)
Nutritionally speaking I suspect it packed about the same wallop as injecting Portland cement directly into your veins, but it was delicious.
Of course we compensated for the calories by washing it down with beer.
Veb
I could probably choke one down if I had to, myself. But I do have the excuse that I weight train. 
…which is not meant to be a slam at you, Badtz. What you eat is your own business, and I don’t mean to judge.
In high school, I used to go to an ice cream parlor/restaurant called “farrells” and order the ‘home-run’ burger, which had 4 quarterpound patties, with cheese, also an order of fries, then follow that with a nice banana split sundae.
that meal had to be close to the top of the pile in calories and grams of fat.
Sadly, this year my body gained the ability to put on weight, so I can’t play those games any more.
Light beer, I hope. 
Woman : We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef…
Homer : Ooooh!
Woman : And soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.
(Homer drools)
Phouchg
Lovable Rogue
Everything.
Weapons of Mass Destruction.
There’s a place in Toronto that does a “coronary burger” I think it has half a pound of hamburger, plus cheese, bacon, and a fried egg.
How about poutine? There’s a type I’m waiting to try that has not only cheese, gravy and fries, but also fried onions and steak strips. It’s called the “Philly steak poutine”. Yum.
Damnit… only 2 days until I can eat real food with meat in it. I’ve gotten to the point where the grease in most fast food makes me sick to my stomach, but I miss steak and potatoes SO much. ::drools::
I think that those Potato wedges from HFC must be the fattiest things ever,there is so much grease in them. But god, are they good.
Sonic are the kings of strange milkshake flavors. Their newest concoction is a pecan pie shake. I almost bought one tonight, but decided on a Coke instead, figuring my burger and large popcorn chicken would be filling enough.
Oh, and as to the large Schlotsky’s Deluxe Original - I can finish one on a good night. Usually, I just eat half, though. I’m 6’4", 200 lbs.
Ok, top this:
In 'N Out’s 8x8 “animal style”. Eight beef patties surrounded by eight slices of processed American cheese in between 2 buns and smothered in sauteed onions. It is not on the official menu, but you can get it if you know how to order it. From the company website, one of these babies would be approximately 2680 Kcal with 1480 of that coming from fat. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(Incidentally, I had one of these 2 hours before I boarded a flight from California to Florida. It was the first time I hallucinated).