What is the worst place to be in

I got this question and response, in part, from an icebreaker question I once heard. If the bus is packed with pregnant women. What’s so bad about that? If the bus is packed with pregnant women about to deliver and your mother-in-law is also there.

That’s not a place-that’s a situation.

The place is the bus. A place can be a situation in that you are “in” a situation.

A clogged single-person bathroom

At work

With a line outside the door

The bus is filled with pregnant women about to deliver, your mother-in-law is on-board, the bus is trapped in rising floodwaters in coastal Florida, several floating clumps of fire ants have began to take shelter on your bus, there are at least 3 alligators is sight, and it looks like a funnel cloud is forming on the horizon.

O.K. then.

Same bus, only with Gilbert Gottfried attempting to sooth all the mommies-to-be by singing “Ave Maria” at the top of his lungs.

Same place-different (and much worse) situation.

You have to give me credit for not making this thread geared towards my copyright rants. I got this question and response, in part, from an icebreaker question at a Bible study I used to attend at my church.

I thought it was either up shit’s creek with out a paddle, or between a rock and a hard place. One of those two.

WWTD? (What Would Tarzan Do?)

Cheetah, but only if Jane has a headache

I would say having the bus filled with the local swim team would be a bigger problem. The pregnant women can be used to eliminate to the alligator problem.

You lose all points by bring attention to it.

L’enfer, c’est les autres.

I never gave the first one a lot of thought but now I wonder; is it referring to a creek with shit in place of the water?

In a city controlled by ISIS which is in the middle of being liberated.

Liberated by the 1944 Red Army.

Also, the bus is on fire, and the turkey sandwiches are dry.

That’s some funny shit, right there!

I think you just provided the answer to your own question right there. People asking icebreaker questions at Bible study? I’ll take the alligators on the pregnant women’s bus.

A woodchipper