Yup. 
Sometimes I have dealings with parents in my world, and it’s usually about grades and attendance. One has to learn to pile, so to speak. If it helps, I can send you a pair of boots and a shovel.
Hmm…is there another litmus test? Please? :eek:
You know, Auntie Em, you sure spend a lot of time with either Catholic boys, adolescent boys and/or a combination of the two. Are you preparing a legion of worshippers? 
He-he-he-he-hell YEAH! Something wrong with that?
ANd for the record, I have yet to meet any Catholic boys. THe interview was yesterday, but those folks were all adults. 
Please do. And what about the finger puppets and gobear?
Labels.
But I was married to a lesbian for seven years, so I have some experience playing for both teams, so to speak.
Which of my specialties do you perfer, Pasta Carbonara, Sour Cream Chicken Enchildas, chocolate chip cookies or homemade cheesecake? (not to mention homemade beer)
Eh? Nah, just wondering, that’s all. After all, one has to approach an army of followers a bit differently than an army of one. So, while I may rush head-on (no double-entendres there, tank yew very much) to battle with the worthy Homebrew, I might have to be a bit sneakier to get past your guarding group of gangly growing gillies.
And, of course, we wish you the best with your job!
“Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about … one.”
Damn you.
Of course, she did mention it was the thought that counted, so what if I took her out to the Plaza III, Peppercorn Duck Club or the Bristol? Almost nothing beats homemade cheesecake (I may ask you for the recipe for my own devices, Homebrew, if you wouldn’t mind sharing with the enemy), but those places of grub don’t fare badly. And what if I had the house musicians play “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”?
Ohhhhhhhhh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.
::Auntie Em adopts glazed stare::
Sorry Skip, I think you’re outta the running.
Talkin’ smack may make you The Mack ,
but food never fails to sway me.
But the next time there is grilling at my house , I expect you there with bells on.
“Booooo,” said the crowd.
“Animal.”
“Ape!”
“Go-rilla!”
“Boooooooooooo!!!”
Nah. I daresay they could be called off with a bottle of watermelon-flavored Boone’s Farm.
Homebrew you talented and lucky bastard.
’Em, I’m sorry I missed out on the gathering. Now, maybe if I hadn’t been lurking all these years and actually particpated in more than a thread every two years, I might have paid attention to such local activities.
Which brings to mind the question of whether the Kansas City Dopers have had a gathering lately. And if not, are we up for one? (St. Louis, too!)
Until then, should I ever run across a meal at your place, I shall salt my food with tears of yearning and loss for thee.
I certainly would be, but word on the street is that Dopers around here are hard to rally.
That’ll make your burger soggy.
Worry not, I wouldn’t taste it anyway. That loss thing, ya’ know. Kindof overrides the senses.
As for area Dopers being hard to rally: apathetic bastards. Still, I’ll try anyway. Sounds like a hoot.
struts around
BTW, I guess if her majesty is willing (and after eyeballing your picture at the thread mentioned on page one ), we could work out some accomodation that satisfies everyone. :eek:
Now now, let’s not let this thread degenerate into the tawdry exchange of nudie pics, like that other thread did (for which reason my picture will soon be gone from that page)!
Her Majesty has latent Puritanical tendencies that cannot be overridden, even with champagne.
How about a salacious exchange? Or a titillating one? Maybe, even, Paphian?
Anyhoo, 'Em check out this Kansas City request.
Paphian! That’s IT! Now I understand.
auntie em is Aphrodite incarnate!
Hmm…that would explain it all. No fair being a goddess incarnate, Auntie Em. I almost think there’s a rule against that and mixin’ with us mere mortals. Isn’t that prohibited in the Constitution somewhere?
You know, I think I may have missed this one, but was that for me or Auntie Em?
Because, hey, if it was for me, then cool! That was the first compliment for me.
However, if it was for 'Em, then cool! 'Cause I heartily agree.
If auntie em gets any more e-crush emails, I think we know which two sources to check first, if the above is ANY indication.
I previously commented on Aphrodite’s (aka auntie em’s) picture on page one of this thread. That may be the first, but I doubt it’s the last.