What is this thing on my face?!?!?!

[Tony_Barber_s_Underwear]

Ahh, the old exploding tit-zit-bit.

-Bubba.

[samarm]

digital… that was waaaaaay TMI! WOW!

I bet he hasn’t been near your boobs since?

[alice_in_wonderland]

Man, just when I was having a nice, not too TMI thread…

Have I mentioned my desire for a barfing smilie yet?

[Rebo]

*Originally posted by digitalskeeza *
**One fine day, I noticed my right boob was a little sore, and noticed a huge red welt-looking thing on the underside. I figured, hey, leave it alone, it’ll go away on its own. WRONG.
By the next morning, it had grown and swollen to at least twice its previous size. It was much purpler (if that’s not a word, it should be), and, well, angry looking. And It hurt like a bitch if I touched it lightly.
My ex had the bright idea of taking a razor blade to It, just to nick it and relieve the pressure. He did this while we were in the shower, and he hunched down a bit to get eye level with It. He held up my boob with one hand, blade in the other, when things went horribly, horribly wrong.
He had barely touched It with the corner of the blade, when it exploded in an unholy spurt of pus, blood, and cottage-cheese-stuff. RIGHT INTO HIS LEFT EYE. (You all saw it coming, yeah?).
He has a really deep, manly voice, but he shrieked like a little girl when it hit, and who could blame him?!? The gagging and
cleansing went on for hours… YUCKKKKK. **

I have one of these right now!!! It hurts like a bitch. I have squeezed and squeezed, and it won’t come to a head. I went to the doctor Friday (for something else) and she said it was nothing to worry about, probably an ingrown hair. But it’s the size of a dime. And bruised now.

Begone you pus-filled pustule! Ick.

I will try some of your remedies suggested here. Toothpaste, Preparation H, and Neosporin?