There are only two people I argue with:
My (ex)wife:“My God you’re beautiful when you’re angry.” (this ends one of two very different ways, but the argument ends)
My best friend: Blank stare followed by “What was the question?”
Them: “(all angry like) Blah, blah, blah…”
Me: “Butt sex”
Them: “Blah, blah, blah, bl…what?”
YOU’RE a cigarette!
Look them in the eye, then, deadpan, say:
“omigod let’s bone.”
From the Simpsons:
“That’s your answer for everything!”
Actually, the nice thing is, there are so many conversations you can use it in.
Oh, I had forgotten about that. THanks for reminding me.
“Your lying only proves to me that you know what I say is true.”