Actually, sex with bread and butter sounds really kinky to me . . . but maybe you Marylanders have strange standards 
ricepad,
This might help you Bungee Sexperience
As for me…no sex toys, in fact the only lingerie I own is about 6 years old and needs a trip to the garbage.
I don’t have a sex life anyway so it wouldn’t matter.
Ok, I have a large “Doctors bag” all full of tricks & treats. Silk stockings, garter belts, super high-heeled shoes, and othe “bimbo clothes”- for ladies to model in or as “bed wear”. There are also toys, such as bunny-fur lined leather shackles, small “toy” “cats”, oils, lotions, etc, etc.
Has not gotten a lot of use, recently tho.
tc68- what NO sex life?!? A Babe like YOU? No way-jose. 
(umm, sue, whats with all the sex threads? Horney or starting a new Kinsey report?)
That bungee thing looks kind of fun. It seems like a bit of a mood killer to me, though, ‘Here honey, hold on, let me adjust that strap under your ass’.
I, too, have gone with the glowing condom, ‘Peter Perfect’ cream, and other assorted goodies to add some fun to the ritual. But the one item I’ve always wanted I finally purchased about a year ago. It’s a fog machine.
It’s not your run of the mill fog machine either. It’s a 1,000 watt, 4,000 cubic foot per minute output, DYNO-FOG machine. DJ’s primarily use it at dance parties. I found mine at a night-club outlet store that also stocked snow machines, foam machines, and an array of lighting and lasers that would knock your socks off.
Anyhoo, I’d always wanted one and the GF at the time seemed kind of interested. Sure enough, I warmed the baby, well, both babies, up and went at it. We found all kinds of ways to use it. The output on the machine and the GF were amazing. I could have the apartment so filled with fog you could hardly see your hand extended in front of you.
A few months after I bought the main fogger, I also bought a fog chiller. The chiller basically cools the fog enough for it to hover on the floor. With a little practice and carefully timed fog bursts, I could get the layer of fog up to the level of the bed. Made it seem like we were on a cloud.
Best damn purchase I’ve had in years.
So do people just say to you “Hey, nice rack!”?
I have lots of little novelty items. One is called the Wheel of Passion. You spin it and whatever it lands on is what you have to do to your partner. Examples: Suck below waist, remove article of clothing, french kiss, nibble ear, suck above waist, etc. It’s a lot of fun and really gets you in the mood. It can be kind of frustrating though because you’re supposed to start out fully clothed and aren’t supposed to have sex until the wheel has told you to remove all of your partners clothing and vice versa. It’s still makes for great foreplay.
Another thing I have is some gel called Good Head… for the Ultimate Blow Job. It’s a green, mint flavored gel that you use during oral sex. (obviously) It’s very nice! A word of warning to the ladies… don’t use too much when going down on your man because it can make the balls burn if you use too much.
In keeping with the novelty theme, we keep a set of “dirty dice” handy. One die has an action (lick, kiss, blow etc.), the other has a body part (ear, below waist, etc.). Each has a question mark too, sorta like “roller’s choice”.
It’s great for hours…or minutes, depending on how, ummm,
“spirited” the competition is…of entertainment!
I don’t have anything exciting to talk about now, but maybe after tonight’s Erotic Exotic Ball I will! 
blushing
Me.
Hmmmm, I’d have to say a picture of Sue Dynhym <eg>
You know, these little comments are much more effective with proper spelling.
I guess this would depend upon your definition of ‘outrageous.’
We have a couple of different leather floggers, leather collars, leather cuffs. Various chains and snaps and tie downs. Leather blind folds. Things of…that nature.
trisha
Yep…that’s what we got…it’s a bit daunting at first, but eventually you get the hang of it…
pun clearly intended
I have dildos in three different sizes, includig one that sends my rectum into spasm just looking at it.
I need a rack!!! I didn’t need to read this thread in the day time while all my men are at work.
I am stilln trying to get my husband to build a dungeon in the basement.
Where to begin?
We have riding crops, nipple clamps, all kinds of vibrators and dildos, hand cuffs, leg shackles, oils, loitions, body paints, and my newest toy is my vibrator that has a little light in it that gets brighter the faster it goes.
Sadly enuff because we still have five small children we can’t go for permenant fixtures.
That is absolutely NOT like the one I have. Mine bolts into maybe 3 or 4 different spots in the ceiling, and doesn’t look nearly as uncomfortable.
Yikes, that’s scary.
::covering eyes::
TMI TMI TMI
Did you know you can have an orgasm with nipple stimulation. I never thought they would be this great!
This is exactly why I got my nipples pierced. Woooo Hoooo.