Cum Bucket, Juicy Ass and Baby Buns.
Looks like it’s gonna be a busy day for the Ass Mangler!
Once Cum Bucket is done with you, you’ll need IV fluids and won’t have the energy to pollinate other flowers.
Ah but Cum Bucket you are my special flower. I’m saving you for last, bitch. 
Real Name: Dildo Head
Screen Name: Tubby Bitch
Both of which sound like something a second grader would call you.
I guess I’m the one in prison whom *nobody * likes.
I may be the bottom and you may be the top, but that don’t mean you’re not my bitch, babe.
Aww, my name is Sugar Plum Fairy. I do watch The Nutcracker every year at Christmas, so I suppose this is accurate…now I’ll be humming the theme all day long.
So, Cum Bucket is Ass Mangler’s aggressive bottom bitch? WOOF!
You guys are really making me hot. 
Does this mean you’re gonna spend this weekend watching prison porn?
Yeah baby! That means I get out the latex mini dress, and drag the “toy box” out.
Well, Oh My! What hath Cum Bucket and Ass Mangler wrought! :eek:
my real name got
THE UNDERTAKER
WEED WHACKER!!!
whacka, whacka, whacka, whacka…
I like that better than my second try (Skank Cunt) although it probably “fits” my anatomy better!
Hmmph. My name gave me “The Self-toucher.”
Oh, but my full name gave me “The Woodmeister.” Oh, frabjous day…
But wait! Name Tag produced “Hung Muther.” Not bad, if you can get past the spelling.
I am “The Bastard”
I feel cheated, that’s not very witty…
Real name yields the oddly appropriate “Cock Gobbler”.
But “Excalibre” yielded “Ugly Skank Bitch Twat”. I mean, damn, talk about a blow to the ol’ self-esteem!
So, my real name gets: Beecher
What the hell is a “Beecher”? Any ideas?
Screen Name: *The Undertaker * (cue ominous music)
Would Fuzzy Nuts, help your self-esteem?
“The Altar Boy.”
Beecher is a character from Oz.
My real name got me the gender-inappropriate He-Whore. Like He-Man, only more slippery, and possibly more… gaping.
My screen name: Turd Tapper.
Decisions, decisions.