Real name: The Undertaker
harmless: The Bastard :dubious:
My real name yeilds boy pussy and my screen name + last name = ass excutioner
SNARL
Someone get this man a gallon of Gatorade. He’s gonna need it.
:EVIL GRIN:
The WoodMeister.
Yeeaa-aaah.
Real name: Count Suckula
Hugh Jass: Ox
Hal Briston = Salad Tosser
Real Name = The Perv
Hmmm…“The Perv”…hey harmless! Looks like you were right! 
And from nowhere REM’s Losing My Religion blares and fills the room.
Kneel before The Harpoon, beeyotches.
Yeticus Rex = The Necrophiliac
Real Name = Cum Stain (Closely related to Mitch Cumstein from Caddy Shack)
Real name: Fat Boy
SDMB name (glee glee): Mouth Mangler
Perhaps we could share a cell…
Luckily, Mistah J. is a bottom, Harley.
The mouth mangler? It has metal attachments?
Why not the tonsil tapper? The uvula usurper?
Hi there. The name’s Glory Hole (real name) or Sweet Cheeks (doper name), whichever you prefer. Can I be your bitch?
I’m very good, um, bad, well, you know what I mean.
Why do I have to be “Ass Cunt”?!
Real Name: Shower Stalker
drm: Golden Shower Whore
I once heard that during a conjugal visit to an all mens prison Oral Roberts (real name Norman) got nick-named Oral.
Has anyone else heard this? 
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Ahh the accuracies are astounding. My real name yielded the endearing “Cock gobbler”.
Of course then I became “Skank Cunt” when using my board name. So really I’m up for anything.
Looks like I’m a BALL SUCKER… :smack:
titter
Real name: Snaggle tooth
Chaotic donkey: Nipple Nibbler.
Mine are so boring.
Now we know some prison bitch names when Muppets get busted.
