I am a shameless poster of threads as soon as I get lame ideas, and this time it isn’t even my idea! (Sorry SPOOFE)
If your name was an abreviation of something, what would it be an abreviation of? To illustrate what I mean, here is my screen name -
Leader
Of
British
Society
Against
Nail
Growth
Insane
Citizen
Exploring
Ways
Of
Laughing
Foolishly.
The representative of the Great and All Powerful Cthulhu, Who Comes from the Stars to Devour All of you Puny Humans, After He is Finished with His Nap in He is taking in Rlyeh.
Of course, it only works in the original Aklo, and the abbreviation doesn’t work in English.
Despite the sig, it’s really Quite Extraordinarily Dashing. 
But you all knew that.
Oh, Q.E.D. ::swoon::
KC is not for Kansas City, but rather Kissing Cousin. It’s a long and stupid story.
Suze is short for Searching Urgently for Zanzibar Eateries
beneficent
resident
and
chief
homeotherm
yet
remover of
hippoboscids
yearly
in the
corvid
hellzapoppin’
ornithological
society
Close enough.
So, how you doin’? 
I just experienced Deja Vu.
Better now that you’re here.
GMRyujin: “Grand Master” Ryujin. It’s my ninja name for my website.
Following
Any
Illogical
Rabbit,
You
Can
Hop
Around
Though
Motorists
Offer
Macaroni
I suppose mine would be Johnny El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula
Show off.
Nosy
imp
now
engaged
to
yon
Wild
tribesman
Radically
incisive
nubian
go-go
osprey
doing
without
yellow
rafters
Sssssssmmmmmmmeeeeeeeggggggghhhhhhheeeeeeaaaaaaddddddd
jovially
killing
any
troublesome
2-bit
5-assed
1-eyed monkey.
Never
Ogle
Clams
Left
Under
Evil
Bags
Of
Yams
(your fault for asking)