38" though I could probably go down to a 36 and maybe even a 34 if I worked a little more on my stomach. Inseam is 33" but of course I can’t buy that except in extremely rare cases.
Me? I’m a mumblemumblemumble.
Probably about a 32 now. My jeans are 34, but that’s because I like 'em baggy. I have to cinch them quite a bit with the belt.
My goal is to get back down to a 31 or a 30. I look damn good when I have a 30 inch waist.
38’’
My waist is also known as the Equator. That should clue you in a bit.
31"
24", but I’m short.
Mine’s anywhere from a 32 to a 34, depending on the pants (usually closer to 34 than 32.)
Inseam is about 31.
I remember when I was this size. 34 x 33 now, though.
26
26.5".
A nice sized hot fudge sundae will take of that .5, Calliope. 
38" currently. For years, I was a 32" x 32". Then I got older. And wider.
Er… I mean wiser. Yeah, that’s it. 
I just gave up my IQ. Enough humiliation for one day for me, thanks.
48", but then again I’m a big ol’ bear,too…
Oh, what a great answer.
Not to sound unutterably shallow, but I think your wit (The Sausage Creature? what a great name) and your looks more than make up for it.
Was 46, now 42, inching ever-closer to 28. Yeah, 26 was my goal, but it’s just so hard to find pants when you’re a 26.
- But I can’t find any 35 pants. 34 are too tight and 36 are too loose. But I’ve always worn a belt, so it’s not a problem.
I could borrow your pants…
I think it matters if one’s male or female. A woman’s waist gets larger the lower on her body. Read: hip huggers.
(Gotta go now)
31w/32i