Yet another Elinor.
Part of the Elinor club, hurrah!
Yet another Elinor.
Part of the Elinor club, hurrah!
Yet another Elizabeth Bennet here.
Curious how we seem to be falling mostly into two character types here, isn’t it?
Hot men in tall boots who are occasionally wet and nearly-naked. 
Hm, maybe we can do a musical, a la “West Side Story,” but with the Nells and Lizzes, not the Sharks and the Jets.
I’ll leave it for a more talented parodist than I to write the opening number.