It’s the perfect gift for the man who has nothing in life, because he’s cut. Read all about it.
BWAHAHA! Do they come in helmet colors? I want a VT symbol on mine.
Awwww, how cute! A li’l sock for your pecker!
well there’s a nice wee giftie for all those difficult to buy for men.
What shall we buy the women?
I am trying to guffaw as quietly as possible, because my hubby is sleeping a few feet away from me at the moment. Oh, crap–I can’t stop! My mind’s eye keeps seeing my husband’s likely reaction to finding such a thing in his stocking.
::wipes streaming eyes between helpless convulsions of silent laughter::
Um, don’t you mean him finding his thing in such a stocking?
Is that JDT in the picture! He looks remarkably like what I had pictured JDT to look like!
and it gives a whole new meaning to the words “Sock Puppet”
Just out of curiosity, How did you find that site? What were you looking for?
And remember, “ManHood” male undergarments are certified by the Church of Circumscientology…specially designed for use with “Plastic Paula” the DICKANETICS Companion!
Flicka Flickas!
weirddave, are you JDT’s Secret Santa? You’re not supposed to tell, you know… 
Twisty, haven’t you seen JDT’s web site yet? It has pics of him and his favorite penis.
It’s no wonder men are so obcessed with their willies.
This site would have me believe that all men spend all their time mistreating their family jewels by rubbing them on things, sunburning them, subjecting them to hot water, soap, rough hands and rough towels. Then to make matters worse you have the nerve to use them for sex and then just let them lie around unprotected afterwards. (gasp!)
Come on men get a hold of yourselves. No wait you’re not supposed to do that either.
That too!
FloChi,
Nothing in partucular, was just surfin’ the underbelly of the net last night. I found a site where a guy posts pictures and Mpegs of him having sex with his stuffed animals ( he makes an opening- aparently called a SPH-strategically placed hole-in plushie lexicon- And goes for it. Turly hilarious), a site featuring pictures of nude Klingon warriors, both male and female( the female side looks like a teenage Trek geek’s wet dream. Buff, naked women with Klingon heads, usually holding a knife and sometimes covered with blood), Instructions on the “proper” method for having sex with a goose (you don’t want to know), and many other interesting tidbits. To quote Uncca Cece: “There is much weirdness among us, kids.”
Yeah. And? 
BTW, I don’t want the pecker-guard thing. I want a CD of that great music that’s playing on this website!!!
::blinks::
weirddave, you found a site featuring pictures and movies of someone having sex with stuffed animals, and you didn’t post the link??? Now I’m going to have to go search for it myself. Let’s see, keywords: sex, plush, stuffed…
Holy crap. There’s a whole subculture. I should have known better. Now I’m going to go poke out my eyes…
“By using ManHood, your glans surface will change from one that is dry and chaffed to one that is shiny soft.”
I am really disappointed that there were no Before and After pics!
Well, Giraffe, If you insist.
Link removed by Coldfire
While hilarious, I don’t think this sort of thing is suitable for all ages. Links to pages with material of a sexual nature (and yes, boinking stuffed bears is within that definition) do not belong on the Straight Dope.
Ask Dave for the link by e-mail, if you must. I can attest that it is quite, uhm, interesting indeed.
[Edited by Coldfire on 12-01-2000 at 08:09 PM]
Oh, and Anamorphic? You can get that CD. It’s the soundtrack from The Deer Hunter Make of that what you will.