[QUOTE=Ellen Cherry]
I’m an expert in just about nothing. Ask the public television writer would be pretty ho-hum. Ask the working mother with a shoe addiction …? 
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I feel the same. Er, not about being a working mother with a shoe addiction or a public television writer, but my areas of expertise don’t tend to be much in demand.
Ooh, ask the poet. (I need a yawnie smiley.)
I have a couple questions I’d like to Ask The Appliance Repairman.
[QUOTE=NajaNivea]
…
Oh, also, I’ve been thinking about starting an “Ask the apprentice falconer” thread, but it’s kind of an obscure hobby and I don’t know how many folks would be interested.
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“Codger” originally meant a guy who works with falcons. Now, it just means an old guy, such as me. I prefer codger over geezer or coot.
I was going to suggest Ask Isser, but we already had a thread about Tony Snow.
If someone wants an Ask The Drunken Irishman thread then giz a bell.
[QUOTE=Hakuna Matata]
I have thought about starting an "ask the architect’ thread, but I was worried I would get busy and not return to it, or that nobody have any questions! 
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I would love to bounce some questions off of a legitimate Architect!
-Cem
I’d like to see:
[ol]
[li]Ask the professional Athlete[/li][li]Ask the National Geographic photographer[/li][li]Ask the Architect (I’m applying pressure now)[/li][li]Ask the Field Biologist/Botanist[/li][/ol]
I’m sure I could come up with a few more.
-Cem
[QUOTE=jsgoddess]
I feel the same. Er, not about being a working mother with a shoe addiction or a public television writer, but my areas of expertise don’t tend to be much in demand.
Ooh, ask the poet. (I need a yawnie smiley.)
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Gee, maybe someone wants to hear what it’s like to be a SAHM with twins?
Finally, after years of holding back and keeping it in, I could talk about my experiences! 
Y’know, offer some advice, give an opinion or two
Only if really pressed, though.
(I’m dyin over here)
I think these would all be interesting:
Ask the CIA agent.
Ask the professional killer.
Ask the professional wrestler.
Ask the former US president.
Ask the Predator operator.
Ask the sniper.
Ask Osama bin Laden.
Ask the (former (failed) OR future (in training)) suicide bomber.
Ask the mafioso.
Ask the slut.
Ask the pedophile.
Ask the arsonist.
[QUOTE=Cemetery Savior]
I would love to bounce some questions off of a legitimate Architect!
-Cem
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Okay after the current group of ‘ask the’ questions drop off, I will start a thread, otherwise it will disappear I think, and I really don’t want to see 40 ‘ask the’ questions on the page when I open it up!
You can also feel free to drop me an email or a private message if you don’t want to wait
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
I think these would all be interesting:
Ask the CIA agent.
Ask the professional killer.
Ask the professional wrestler.
Ask the former US president.
Ask the Predator operator.
Ask the sniper.
Ask Osama bin Laden.
Ask the (former (failed) OR future (in training)) suicide bomber.
Ask the mafioso.
Ask the slut.
Ask the pedophile.
Ask the arsonist.
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I could do a ask the slut one. Or something about killing animals all the time or managing a bioethics committee for laboratory animal issues (IACUC) sorta boring but my friends seem to be interested in my horror stories
Are you a female slut? Men sluts are a dime a dozen – sorry, I should have been more specific.
[QUOTE=Zebra]
Whouldn’t all the responses in "Ask the Librarian be “Shuuuss”?
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You must be thinking of Ask the Alpine skier.
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim]
Are you a female slut? Men sluts are a dime a dozen – sorry, I should have been more specific.
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yeah female. I’ve really left a path of destruction in my relatively short sexual career.
why does everyone think i’m a guy? is it the mobster?
[QUOTE=Cemetery Savior]
I’d like to see: Ask the Field Biologist/Botanist
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Okay! I’ll start one this weekend.
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
yeah female. I’ve really left a path of destruction in my relatively short sexual career.
why does everyone think i’m a guy? is it the mobster?
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I think it’s the lobster part.
(adds the obligatory)
So, how you doing? 
I would love an “Ask the Guy Involved in a Police Chase”
I’d do an ‘Ask the Fire Fighter’s spouse’ thread.
I’d like to see “Ask the guy who never ever reads the Dope,” but I don’t think it’d last long.
I could start an “Ask the muni court magistrate” thread if anyone would be interested.
[QUOTE=Cemetery Savior]
I’d like to see: Ask the Field Biologist/Botanist
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[QUOTE=Maastricht]
Okay! I’ll start one this weekend.
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Can we ask psychologist questions too, while you’re at it?
[QUOTE=lobstermobster]
yeah female. I’ve really left a path of destruction in my relatively short sexual career.
why does everyone think i’m a guy? is it the mobster?
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For some reason I always read that as Lobstermonster. I have no idea why.
So, no interest in an Ask the flodnak thread, then? 