Both a rant and a poll. Since it has extra Assholey goodness right in the title I picked the Pit.
So, the company is sporting pizza for lunch. The person who orders it is out of thier tiny mind, but thats not really part of this. And don’t get me wrong- free lunch is a good thing, but its not like I need it. I generally ply my masculine wiles and get free sushi. No complaints there.
Anyway, in the break room are several pizzas, or “pies” if you like. Most are one or two topping affairs and the combo was quickly dispatched by the 400lb guy. Eating two topping pizza is like fucking without coming. Nice, but hardly worth the effort. Like a tie in football or frenching your sister. But thats not really what this is about either.
One of these “pies” has cheddar cheese on it! Thats not right! What kind of Asshole puts cheddar cheese on a pizza? I even said this out loud in the break room. The 400lb guy pipes up and says proudly, “ME! I like cheddar cheese on pizza!”
I grabbed a slice of sausage and mushroom and pointed out that the query was in fact a rhetorical question. I didn’t bother telling him that I was sure he was one of them.
So, who likes cheddar cheese on pizza? ( <—thats the poll part, by the way)