What kind of dog is SqrlCub?

This was inspired by my own What kind of dog are you? thread.

I was casually perusing this dog web site ( http://www.purina.personalogic.com/?product=dogs,purina ), looking at different descriptions when I noticed this in the Bernese Mountain Dog description:

“The most famous of the Swiss Mountain Dogs, this dog is also known as the ‘bear cub’. Likes to be dominant, so it needs obedience training. Popular among farmers, this dog is best suited for living in large surroundings with plenty of space for outdoor exercise.”

Okay, we all know that Sqrl describes himself as a bear cub… now put the paragraph above in that context.

“Likes to be dominant…” Oooh Sqrl! Beat me!

“Popular among farmers…” SqrlCub and FunneeFarmer sittin’ in a tree!

Yes, I do need therapy.


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Hm. Don’t count on me to keep THIS one alive for ya, Canny.


Uke

Or maybe just a good spanking. Get me a switch and come on back here to the woodshed, young lady.

Here’s mud in yer eye,
UncleBeer

Je t-aime, Monsieur Guitare Petite du Hawaii avec Quatre Ficelles Ike.

Voulez-vous couchez avec les hippopotames?

Je sais c’est vrai.

Et vous aussi, OncleBiere

What? Sleep with the hippopotamus?

Mais oui, mon homme.

(It’s one of my favorite phrases from 10th grade French.)

[going off on French tangent]

Here’s what MY teacher taught me today, in French II…

“Fou-moi la paix. Va tu faire foutre.”


SanibelMan - My Homepage
“All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.”

Hello there Cant,

I don’t know what type of dog I would be, but being compared to a bear cub is pretty accurate. I can be dominant at times but I really am pretty laid back overall. One of my favorite sexual fantasies involves a fictional farmer whom I call Farmer Brown. (He looks like a younger Ed Asner with a salt and pepper beard and always wears overalls without a shirt.)

Hehehehe. I would be tempted to marry funneefarmer only because I think farming is a truly inspired vocation but I alas I already have a boyfriend (dcnewsman…he posted on a thread a few days ago).

HUGS!
Sqrl

PS. I purposefully left out any S&M things that I currently do.


I’m not argumentative, just right. -Me :wink:

Et tu, va te faire foutre, morpion depreve. J’ai meilleur choses faire en mon temps.

:Þ~~

HUGS ac Afflau!
Sqrl


I’m not argumentative, just right. -Me :wink:

Okay, I’ve got pretty good college French, so I’ve been able to follow all this, and even sit through JULES ET JIM if I feel like it…

…but Sqrl, what the hell is a “morpion” ?

I was going to say French Poodle, but there’s too much of this francais here already.


Uke I’ma hafta kick yo’ ass now.

All that work with the online French/English dictionary and you don’t even acknowledge my translation of your name.

And you said I couldn’t do it. HA!

I was stunned into speechlessness, Canny.

Until I was shaken back into consciousness by the prospect of learning a new filthy word in French from SqrlCub.

My heavens, I had forgotten all about that challenge. My hat is DEFINITELY off to you! [kissing both cheeks, and presenting a floral nosegay] Brava! Brava!

Now do it in German.

– M. Guitare Petite du Hawaii avec Quatre Ficelles Ike

Ok. Morpion means crab louse. :slight_smile: I learned lots o’ dirty words from a few french pen pals.

J’ai en verge qu’est vingt sept centimeters et mon amour pour vous est grande. heheheh Suce mon verge, garcon cul! (almost a translation of a dirty phrase I saw on a bathroom wall in Puerto Rico)

Dirty words are fun.
HUGS!
Sqrl


I’m not argumentative, just right. -Me :wink:

Now, there’s a way to get teenagers to learn the metric system! “Remember, multiply your penis length/breast size by 2.64 (or whatever the inches-to-centimeters figure is). Then, when you brag, don’t bother explaining that it’s in centimeters.”

By a strange coincidence, one of MY favorite sexual fantasies involves Farmer Brown’s lovely daughter, Fannie, who ALSO wears her overalls without a shirt.

– Uke, the travelling salesman, up in the hayloft