“The most famous of the Swiss Mountain Dogs, this dog is also known as the ‘bear cub’. Likes to be dominant, so it needs obedience training. Popular among farmers, this dog is best suited for living in large surroundings with plenty of space for outdoor exercise.”
Okay, we all know that Sqrl describes himself as a bear cub… now put the paragraph above in that context.
“Likes to be dominant…” Oooh Sqrl! Beat me!
“Popular among farmers…” SqrlCub and FunneeFarmer sittin’ in a tree!
Yes, I do need therapy.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I don’t know what type of dog I would be, but being compared to a bear cub is pretty accurate. I can be dominant at times but I really am pretty laid back overall. One of my favorite sexual fantasies involves a fictional farmer whom I call Farmer Brown. (He looks like a younger Ed Asner with a salt and pepper beard and always wears overalls without a shirt.)
Hehehehe. I would be tempted to marry funneefarmer only because I think farming is a truly inspired vocation but I alas I already have a boyfriend (dcnewsman…he posted on a thread a few days ago).
HUGS!
Sqrl
PS. I purposefully left out any S&M things that I currently do.
Until I was shaken back into consciousness by the prospect of learning a new filthy word in French from SqrlCub.
My heavens, I had forgotten all about that challenge. My hat is DEFINITELY off to you! [kissing both cheeks, and presenting a floral nosegay] Brava! Brava!
Now do it in German.
– M. Guitare Petite du Hawaii avec Quatre Ficelles Ike
Ok. Morpion means crab louse. I learned lots o’ dirty words from a few french pen pals.
J’ai en verge qu’est vingt sept centimeters et mon amour pour vous est grande. heheheh Suce mon verge, garcon cul! (almost a translation of a dirty phrase I saw on a bathroom wall in Puerto Rico)
Now, there’s a way to get teenagers to learn the metric system! “Remember, multiply your penis length/breast size by 2.64 (or whatever the inches-to-centimeters figure is). Then, when you brag, don’t bother explaining that it’s in centimeters.”
By a strange coincidence, one of MY favorite sexual fantasies involves Farmer Brown’s lovely daughter, Fannie, who ALSO wears her overalls without a shirt.