What kind of name is "Sue" for your very own son?

Okay, what kind of idiot goes out and decides to name his son “Sue”? Sue is a girl’s name, in case you didn’t notice! Sheesh!!!

Moron. Do you want your little boy to be humiliated throughout life? Do you want the neighborhood kids to beat him to a bloody pulp? Did you ever think of that? Huh?

Sue is a terrible name.

Hypothetically speaking, of course, since your post has no context whatsoever.

Johnny Cash, A Boy Named Sue.

In the song, the father named the boy Sue so that he would get picked on. Toughen him up.

Is there a link to a real-life case, perchance?

None that I’m aware of.

. . . sayeth the OP.

And thus ends today’s lesson in “Reasons to NOT drink and post.”

Unless JThunder wants to come and explain what he’s ranting about.

Actually, the real story is the father was partially descended from Native American stock and, in honor of his heritage, named his son after the tribe his ancestors came from: Sioux. Unfortunately, because Daddy wasn’t exactly the most literate fellow, he spelled the name “S.U.E.” Years later, when the son finally caught up to him, he made up the “survival of the fittest” story on the spot to account for the name rather than admit to his lack of spelling skills.

(Okay, it’s just speculation but it is plausible.) :stuck_out_tongue:

I married a girl named Eddie.

Written by none other than Shel Silverstein.