Okay, what kind of idiot goes out and decides to name his son “Sue”? Sue is a girl’s name, in case you didn’t notice! Sheesh!!!
Moron. Do you want your little boy to be humiliated throughout life? Do you want the neighborhood kids to beat him to a bloody pulp? Did you ever think of that? Huh?
Actually, the real story is the father was partially descended from Native American stock and, in honor of his heritage, named his son after the tribe his ancestors came from: Sioux. Unfortunately, because Daddy wasn’t exactly the most literate fellow, he spelled the name “S.U.E.” Years later, when the son finally caught up to him, he made up the “survival of the fittest” story on the spot to account for the name rather than admit to his lack of spelling skills.
(Okay, it’s just speculation but it is plausible.)