So what does motivate the old man?
Is it getting young pussy in the White House? Ethnic pussy in the White House? Middle-aged pussy in the White House? Beltway pussy in the White House? Southern-fried pussy in the White House? Shoving tobacco products up pussy in the White House? Getting his knob slobbed in the White House?
Or maybe it’s just fucking his wife Hillary in the White House.
Is this man so determined to get back to the White House before he shuffles off this mortal coil, that he’ll do anything to see his wife elected president (in 2012), even go so far as continue to say stupid shit to blow this election for Obama?
In a recent interview he praises McCain as a “great man,” saying he’s “never concealed [his] admiration and affection” for McCain.
He then goes on to fall all over himself praising Sarah Palin. “She’s an instinctively effective candidate, and with a compelling story. I think it was exciting to some, that, that she was a woman. It was exciting that she was from Alaska… She handled herself very well. I get why she’s done so well. She, she’s, it’s a mistake to underestimate her. She’s got good intuitive skills. They’re significant.”
But then he comes out and says it was not Obama, but Hillary Clinton that gave today “the ‘most detailed position’ on what to do about the financial crisis.”
(Couldn’t the campaigning for his wife at least get put on hold until after Nov. 4, seeing as we’re still putting the finishing touches on party reunification here?)
He then goes on and says that Obama-Biden will *probably *win, but it’s gonna be really close and come down to the wire.
The only half-way decent thing he has to say about Obama is that he “has offered some very specific and sensible economic reforms and healthcare reforms.”
Wow-- specific *and *sensible. Talk about less-than-glowing endorsements.
So what is Bill Clinton’s motivation for saying the shit he does? Is it the pussy? Or a possible return to the White House?
No. But I think I’ve figured out what ex-President Douchenut’s motivation is: He can’t stand the thought of another Democrat being viewed as a better president than he was.
He really does not want Obama to win, in my opinion. But it’s not so his wife can run again in 2012. It’s really-- deep, deep down in his rotten conniving little heart-- so he can maintain the title of party sweetheart until the day he dies.
He might publically say “I *really *want Obama to be president on Jan. 20, 2009.” But that’s bullshit.
He might tell his wife “I really want *you *to be president on Jan. 20, 2013.” But that’s bullshit too.
What he’s actually telling himself every night is “I really want people to love *me *forever and ever and ever, as the greatest president in history.”
And McCain doesn’t stand in the way of that happening, Palin doesn’t stand in the way of that happening, hell Hillary doesn’t even stand in the way of that happeneing. But fuckin’ Obama does, and he’ll be monkey-fucked if he’ll see that big-eared goon steal his glory.