Or,
Lone Watie- “I guess we won’t be seeing that squaw anymore.”
Josey- “I reckon not,…figures, just when I get to likin’ someone , they ain’t around too long.”
Lone Watie- Yeah, I noticed when you get to dislikin’ someone, they’re not around too long niether."
Just a small disclaimer: because I forgot to log out last night, and Bob was tired and didn’t notice, the previous post was actually brought to you by imthjckaz.
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Now back to your regularly scheduled thread.
there’s this one part in “starship troopers” where the infantry guy is talking to dewgy (sp?) houser and they say:
infantry: "planet ‘P’ is a death trap, we can’t go back for more! but then again, haven’t you been told, that’s what the infantry is for… we’re always ready for more, SIR! (cruely sarcastic)
and then the best ever response from dewgy
houser: "well, i hope you ARE ready for more, cuz we’re going BACK TO ‘P’!
i dunno… its just the way he says it…
sorry this wasted anyones time!Two new ones, that I love.
“The human tribes have gathered; they all want to see this man who defies the Apes.”
[ul]-Planet of the Apes[/ul]
*“What have you done with my daughter?”
“You’re mad! I am you daughter!”*
[ul]-The Others[/ul]
Thank you all. I got over 100 replies to my first ever thread post.
Thanks again and let me leave you swinging:
Music Man
Prof. Hill: “What do you folks do for fun around here?”
River City Undertaker: “Mind our business.”
Salesman on train: “I don’t believe we caught your name.”
Prof. Hill: "I don’t believe I dropped it.
Jaws
Quint: “These are city hands, boy. You’ve been countin’ money all your life.”
Superman (1978)
Superman: “Is this how a demented person like you gets his kicks? By planning the deaths of innocent people?”
Luthor: “No. (pause) By causing the deaths of innocent people.”
Luthor: “There’s a strong streak of good in you, Superman. But, then again, nobody’s perfect. Almost nobody.”
oh, let’s see, so many movies, such a horrible memory…
from Duece (“Deuce”?) Bigalow:
Duece: “There’s been a mistake!”
Potential client: “Oh, did you say STEAK? Now you’ve got me all excited!”
from American Pie:
Stiffler(distressed): “Mom?! SHITBREAK?”
and from Star Trek IV:
old woman in hospital: “That doctor! That doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!”
ok, the last one’s kind of silly out of context, but it was hilarious the first time I heard it–I sprayed Pepsi.
that’s all I can remember right now, but I’m sure there are plenty more floating around in here. 