Blair Witch Project
For what it’s worth, Mike did do a book about recent bad movies.
You gotta include The Omega Code and the (not even released yet) The Time Changer.
I’d LOVE to see them do Time Changer or the Kirk Cameron version of Left Behind.
If by “MST3K treatment,” you mean screening it with a few halfway witty friends and mocking it yourselves, I nominate Invasion of the Bee Girls or Bride of the Monster. Maybe God Told Me To.
If you mean actually having someone else’s jokes, which are much less funny than anything likely to be produced spontaneously by anyone I would care to associate with, artificially introduced to a video, uh… ummm, let me see…
Nope, can’t think of any.
Blasphemy!
Memento
Troll 2!!!
Spawn
Plan 9 from outer space
As well as a lot of good ones,
The Godfather would come to mind.
( right after Clemenza says “Don’t hit the kids as you’re backing out”)
“Hey, you hitta the kids, I hitta your ass!”
Someone already said Star Wars, the only thing I have to add to that is that Episode IV, (“A New Hope”) has been begging for the MST3K treatment for a long time.
And I’d love to see Total Recall or Starship Troopers done as well.
Demi Moore’s THE SCARLET LETTER. It practically writes itself.
The Matrix
To see them have their fun with Keanu Reeves would be perfect justice.
Attack of the Clones, all the way. The only movie which I can honestly say is not better than sand.
Daniel
How about “MST3K” the motion picture?
Seems pretty obvious to me, at least. I’d love to see Mike Nelson put his alleged “wit” to work on this one!
Did they ever do ALIEN?
“Oh, look…he’s choking. Should we do the Heimlic?”
“nah, just give him a couple kilos of aspirin.”
A double bill!
Mission to Mars and Red Planet
What excellent ideas!
Let’s go further. Let’s pass legislation that all movies are required to be released on DVD with a MST-type commentary, if anyone choses to do so. Let’s strike a blow to elevate the standards of western culture.
Include TV episodes. Buffy. Please, please, please.
The Ring. If only for them to make fun of the frankenstein/zombie way the girl is walking after she climbs out of the well
A.I.
I’ll think of more later
I should add that I wish there was an adult version of MST3k that did pornos. God that would be funny.