Cmon over, Opal. We’ll leave the light on for ya. 
It’s a shame they were never able to buy the broadcast rights to Queen of Outer Space, which starred Zsa Zsa Gabor as the only girl on Venus with a Hungarian accent. That just begged for MST3King!
I reviewed Demi Moore’s Scarlet Letter for Movieline when it first came out, but they never ran it—maybe because I opened with the line, “Who thought it possible for Bruce Willis to marry beneath himself?”
But we already did that when we were at the movie. Or at least I was, you were afraid! 
What do you mean? You want them watch themselves watching a movie and make fun of their own comments on said movie?
Titanic now there’s a bloaty fish that needs Spearin’
Arrrr!
Originally posted by h. sapiens
Heh-heh. The Ten Commandments
Crow:“Wow! The guys in ancient Africa are even whiter than you, Mike!”
DUNE
My friends and I can’t shut up or stop laughing when we watch that movie. It cracks me up.
No, not really- that would be even less funny than their movie itself!
I was merely taking a dig at a show that quit being funny when Mike Nelson became the star. Nelson’s snide smugness was a drastic departure from Joel Hodgson’s amiable, laid-back goofiness.
Anyway, since Nelson fancies himself an expert on all aspects of culture, and loves tearing into lame movies with no redeeming value, I thought he should look at his OWN pathetic attempt at making a movie.
Wow! Most anti-Mike post. Ever.
FTR, he was the head writer for all but the first season. I never got the impression he fancied himself an expert on culture, but that’s just me, I guess.
The joke style stayed pretty much the same when Joel left and Mike became host, it’s just the presentation that changed. As Mr. Blue Sky pointed out, Mike was head writer, and the rest of the writing team stayed the same. While I slightly prefer Mike over Joel, they both have their good and bad moments.
Francis Ford Coppola’s Kenneth Branagh’s Mary Shelley’s FRANKENSTEIN. Somebody decided that “dragging capes is really good drama”, a head transplant for Helena Bonham Carter is a good plot addition, and 40-something Tom Hulce can easily play a college student.
Anything by Andy Warhol.
MY DINNER WITH ANDRE.