California: The Best State
Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Flakes
Bonus: You only have to add one letter to the original!
Bonus Bonus: Double double entendre entendre
Just Ohio.
Took the words out of my mouth. Well, fingers. YKWIM.
Arizona–We Proudly Carry our Guns into the Liquor Store
Maryland - the Free-to-Tax State.
Our new gov claims he’s going to repeal a bunch of the taxes raised by his predecessor - we shall see…
California.
What other states?
(Left it behind, but not because of any innate dislike.)
California would definitely be The Granola State. Because it’s all fruits, flakes, and nuts.
This is definitely on the right track.
Manhattan and the other parts you don’t care about
The land of fruits and nuts. California
New York: The Upstate State, since that’s what 99% of it is called
The Red Hot Chili Peppers said it best:
California - The Edge of the World and all of Western Civilization.
Colorado–Freaking out neighboring states since 2014!
New Jersey- Tromaville leaves with our [del]mayor[/del] governor, so Please Nominate Him…!
Missouri Loves Company
Pennsylvania - the Drive Through State
I’m from there, but don’t live there, now:
Maryland - the ‘We Wanna Be Something Else, But We’re Not Sure What’ state
(apologies to FairyChatMom)
North Dakota: the flat state with grain.
Illinois,Indiana,Iowa, South Dakota, Nebraska and Kansas all apply for same** ® **nickname…