I couldn’t find one on Google. Sure, it’s dead, but I’m sure plenty of people have recorded it.
Surely it would go something like this:
Take 1 drink everytime:
Someone says `ghorram’
The Captain says, “Why are we still talking about this?”
River does something crazy
Kaylee works on the ship
Take 2 drinks whenever:
There is sexual tension between Mal and Inara
Whenever Inara is with a client
Jayne and Simon have a fight
Mal or Zoe talk about the war
Take 3 drinks when:
Somebody disobeys Mal’s orders
Jayne is ashamed of himself, but isn’t quite sure why
Reavers!
Finish your drink when:
Somebody gets kicked into a jet engine
Mal and Inara kiss
Inara does Kaylee’s hair
Zoe does a tuck and roll and comes up firing dual pistolas
You know, that sort of thing.
Cliffy
February 28, 2003, 4:10pm
3
How about:
In celebration, get good and drunk whenever Fox shows the three final episodes!
–Cliffy
slortar
February 28, 2003, 6:19pm
4
1 drink when someone curses or otherwise makes an observation in a non-English language.
RickJay
February 28, 2003, 6:57pm
5
Were there enough episodes of this program to even establish enough patterns to form a drinking game?
Given Joss “Two Thirds Of Everything I’ve Ever Done Involves Vampires” Whedon’s pedigree, I figure it would have been just halfway into the second season before Firefly was infested with space vampires. So maybe that’s a good thing.
Cliffy
February 28, 2003, 9:49pm
6
Funny, I don’t remember any vampires on those episodes of Roseanne he wrote.
–Cliffy
Roseanne was the vampire.
kasuo
February 28, 2003, 10:45pm
8
Actually the daughter was the vampire.