I didn’t see the whole thing all the way through. It was on but I was actually doing housework-- imagine that!
I think Gollum was the best winner. Justin Timberlake and Sean Something Something didn’t have enough control. Aston Krutcher and Sam L Jackson should have a TV show together and Puff Daddy really didn’t understand Tatu’s song at all.
Gollum was great…
Tatu was… ummm… well… talentless POA’s
The show overall was pretty weak…
I liked the skit with Vince Vaughn… that was pretty funny…
and 2 shots a Marriah Carey… lol… they were good…
50 Cent sucked…
Pink Sucked…
and what is with her body btw… she has the strangest stomache I have ever seen…
I am sick of everyone kissing Beyonce’s ass…
She did not look good… she looked like a black Tinkerbell…
I thought the Matrix spoof was super-cool.
Why not a boy-girl team for hosts?
$0.50 is horrible. Pink is horrible. Tatu, ugh.
Are you a bad boy too? 
I was watching the Greatest Franchise in Professional Sports win Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Finals…
but…
I did switch over after the final horn and was pleased to notice a CROWD OF HOT GIRLS MAKING OUT!!!
That’s awesome, nuff said. Who cares if Tatu isn’t good at music, anything involving hot babies makin’ out half-naked gets two thumbs up in my book (and I am in the coveted 18-34 white male demographic, so this was an incredibly effective marketing strategy).
Paris Hilton is hot, that’s all I really care about. That, and the NEW JERSEY DEVILS!!!
Bo-ring.
Were Pink, Tatu and 50 Cent the only performers? I missed the first hour or so.
And Justin and Stiffler? Justin’s a putz and Stiffler just isn’t funny all growed up.
Beyonce was looking hot. And I’ve got no inclincation toward the fellas, but that Ashton Kutcher is quite the handsome man. This was the first time I’ve ever seen him without a 70s haircut.
Happy
I forgot it was on last night! So why is it not being replayed today (Friday) on MTV- rather it seems to be a damn Cribs marathon
What I saw of the awards last night was pretty boring. Justin Timberlake and Sean William Scott as hosts? Who came up with that idea? :rolleyes:
I’m not a fan at all of the 3 musical acts, so I changed the channel when they came up. Of course, that meant missing more of the awards because I wouldn’t remember to flip back in time.
I was watching just because I knew LOTR was nominated 5 times. They walked away with 4, YAY!!! 
Happy, those were the only 3 musical performers. And yes, they were underwhelming. The whole show was underwhelming. You’d think with it being prerecorded they could have gone for better prod values.
As to awardees, I loved the evil little girl from The Ring as best villain. And Gollum. The absent awardees tended to give the best ones, too.
As for TATU, Yulia and Elena should have just phoned it in (are they even TRYING to pretend to lip-synch any more? they look like they need a few months’ rest) and just let us have more of the mess-o-girls-in-white-panties. Though it WAS amusing watching P. Diddy grabbing all the discarded schoolgirl clothes. And hey, MTV, I really think you should have got their two introducers to play more annoyingly “teen”, you were too restrained. Really.
You mean like Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black did last year?
They were so much better than this year’s hosts.
Agreed.
Even one of last nights hosts with a “hot” female celeb, e.g. Alison Hannigan (sp?).
Didn’t see the whole thing (just enough to catch Andy Serkis/Gullum’s hilarious speech) but . . . . what’s up with the interchangeable blondes Hillary Duff and Amanda Bynes? Could they have been less annoying? At least they confirmed that they are not the same person.
The Matrix spoof was great, but they should have taken the hosts backstage after that and quietly shot them. Would have been kinder to the audience.
Duff and Byrnes were putting on an act. Shoot the writers too.
Are my ears deceiving me or was Pink’s song sampled from (or stolen from) a 60s song by Spirit? I kept having flashbacks…
Agree with most here.
Hosting: Sucked. Put “Teen Dork from movie” With “Wanna be b-boxin former Boy Band star turned MichaelJackson clone.” That’s what you had.
Spoof: Yea, Matrix Spoof was okay, I loved Wanda Sykes and Will Ferrel in it. The Charlie’s Angels spof could have been left without aswell…they don’t really have much ass to work with (Although I must admit I found the scenes with Lucy Lius ass,espically the one involving the ball to be a turn on for some strange reason…)
Stars: All looked good somewhat,but damn Kelly Osborn looked like someone cut off one of those Bratz dolls heads and put it on a Marlyn Manson action figure. And Tinkerbell is pretty so of course a Black Tinkerbell was super hot to me:D (Yes this means Beyonce)
And I didn’t know Keanu Reeves was auditioning for Castaway 2.
Awards:Best was The Girl from the ring winning best vilian. Worst decision was Kristin Dunce for best female. OMG what were they thinking??? M&M for best male was a bit of a shocker too, but I loved his Crank Yanker “I got Male!” speech though it did get a bit redundant toward the end.
Preformances: Pink sucked and she has gotten twice over ugulier since her “punk” re-mix image. Plus,she must be pregnet or something. $.50 is on my shit-list for his failed Hawaii concert, and it looked to be more of the same.“Yes,let’s glorify guns and wear my bulletproof vestlike all of us blacks do!” is what it scramed to me.
Didn’t understand a single word of the Tatu song, but a bunch of supposed lesbians stripping and kissing at the end was supposed to a turn on right? Well it sorta worked, but I wasin’t as happy as Puffy was.
Overall, I think the Osars weremore intresting this year.
Why is this always shown on tape delay? Isn’t it kind of stupid when you always know who is going to win?
Aren’t the VMAs live?
What’s stupid is that it’s on tape delay –
and it still runs over the two hour mark into the next program!
P.s. I finally figured out what was weird about Pink. Her jeans were cut so low that the upper rise of her hips and hipbone were showing. And the little girl from Ring wore hip huggers without being adult enough to have hips, so that she had to keep tugging on them to keep them up.
Maybe between the two of them, they’ll kill the whole super low-rise jeans fad.
[drooling hetro male mode]The guy who played Frank Fanning is the luckiest man in the world for the week. Sagasumono, agreed, not much there, but (pun not intended) what is there is art. Good rears come in all sizes. I was talking to the SO during the Tatu proformance. That was weird.[/dhmm]
How the hell did the little girl beat Bulleye for best villan? She stared blankly at a camera and whispered well. She did a good job, but Farell was such a better villan. Who would you rather coming at you in a dark alley: a pale little girl powered by Ghostbusters’ era video technology or an Irish guy who never misses and can turn anything into a weapon?
Speeches weren’t that good this year. Besides Yoda and Gollum, no one really sticks out in my mind. Okay, Kirsten, but that was different.
I totally thought Duff and Byrnes were the same person until watching the show. Mission accomplished.
The animated intro before the nominees were named was a bit odd too. How were that superwoman’s boobs attached to her body anyway? Something about them seemed very unnatural and creepy, almost like the nipples evolved into mini-brains and had minds of their own.
The best Movie Awards host ever was Samuel L., followed closely by Sarah Jessica Parker and her many outfits (and who can forget the towel?). Unless they were VMA hosts and I’m confused. Either way they would mop the floor with Stiffler and Octave Boy.
Whoops, forgot to mention that reshowings will be shown at:
12:30 PM SAT
10:30 PM SAT
9:30 AM SUN
7:30 PM SUN
10:30 AM MON
I thought the girl from ‘The Ring’ was simply adorable. I was actively grinning as she made her speech.
Wasn’t that impressed with tatu. Ooo, fake lesbians in schoolgirl uniforms… too bad the song was so dull.
Liked Gollum’s speech, noticed a cut after it to Frodo talking to his seatmate, looked like he was saying, “That was really cool.”
Even though they created the prize just so Gollum can win something, I like the new ‘virtual character’ prize. With the way modern movies are being made, they’ll have good candidates for it every year. But— Kangaroo Jack??? They must just have run out of possibilities.
Jack Black and Sarah Michelle were GREAT hosts, and it took this to realize that…
That having been said, I just wanna say, Timberlake needs to quit that stupid beatbox routine he tries to pull out every time. He’s not very good at it, and its just boring!
Oh, and though I too, am straight, I think it’d be one of the best things to look like that Ashton. That boys got it!