Can I ask you a question?
When will you give Haiti a freakin’ break?
What is PI to the infinite digit?
This will stall him and keep me out of hell.
Is something good because you do it, or do you do something because it is good? If the latter, what do you base your criteria of good on?
Love it.
If I’m talking to God, I wouldn’t waste my time with a smart-alecky type question. I would want an answer to something that I would find really interesting.
Something like:
“Can you please show me my complete maternal lineage starting from a single-celled organism, with full-length high-resolution photos of each ancestor?”
or
“Can you give me a tour of another planet in the Universe, besides Earth, that has intelligent life (capable of space travel)?”
ETA: or this: “Can you give me the best moves for White in the game of chess?” (e.g. from the starting position, the best move for white considering all possible moves by Black; or, in short, “solve” the game of chess for me)
What do you need with a starship?
Alternatively, “Have you ever gotten laid?”
A follow up to this, “How do I kill you?”
I’m with whoever said “why bother, I’ll be dead and can’t do anything with the knowledge”. (paraphrased)
Well, if you’re talking to God, you’re not really dead, now are you? If you’re still communicating and understanding, I would call that being alive.
Oh he can give you the full answer and go on to his afternoon nap if he likes. Only for you, the infinite and unstoppable state of comprehending the answer, the flood of numbers encompassing your entire consciousness with you not able to slip in a half formed thought edgewise…that will be your hell.
According to the terms of the OP, he must answer me completely. Unless he gives me GOD-like powers, I cannot receive the answer in anything less than an infinite timeline. I assume he won’t bugger off before he finishes…
Well, okay then, no longer on EARTH as a frail human. Other than curing curiosity what good would it do I meant. Now if I get to ask it while still in the mortal realm, THEN I’d be more interested.
From Dexter’s Laboratory, “What is the purpose of meaning?”
What good would it do you when you were still in your physical body? I am puzzled by this line of thinking. You are starting a brand-new life as a new type of entity, and the reaction is that this new existence is not worth getting interested in? If anything you should be excited about your new life and try to learn as many things as possible!
My question: Are you really as big a prick as your priests make you out to be?
What is with these migraines?
Can I get you anything? Scotch? Beer? Rice Crispy treat?
You’re all fools.
The correct question is: “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?”
Who’s your daddy?