I think I have to vote for the ability to inflict Psychic orgasms on the women of my choice.
WooHoo…what a power…
-Sam
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The power to remove another’s power.
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The power to create powers in myself and others.
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The power to block the power to remove another’s power.
I’d gladly give up my Super Power, even in exchange for nothing. I mean, what practical use IS there for Amazing Regenerating Tonsils?
I would have
Presence: When I talk, people listen. I would dominate any gathering and people would look to me for affirmation of anything they thought
Potence: When folks would look upon me, they are immediately consumed with a single thought of glaring clarity…don’t fuck with that guy, and please god, don’t let him be displeased with me.
Celerity: The ability to move with blinding, vision-blurring speed. Remember Keanu at the end of The Matrix? Slacker…
Those three would do it for me.
Although I was hard pressed to give up Telekinesis for Presence.
I am into an RPG can you tell?
Lexicon wrote, and I summarized:
So, you’d want to be a Brujah (well, without the being a Vampire and flying into rages and stuff)? Yeah, that’s a good set, especially when you get up into the levels that the Elders can use (Flick rules)!
I always thought Koffing was into tackle, poison gas, and self-distructive powers.
Or am I thinking of something else? 
nigh invulnerability (bulletproof is Ok)
incredible health
detection of evil (better than telepathy)
vampires: phui 
ps:aseymayo: i like those stories also. a nice bit of wry humor in a number of them. I always wanted to see a Asey/Wolfe/Archie one time collaberation.
Well, those are the powers that I want to have. Exploding sucks! Koffing!