funny that no one’s mentioned this yet.
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So far so scammy, as all I do is randomly pick a bunch of “suitable” candidates and give em your contact info.
But here is where it goes into hyperscam mode.
Using the very personal data gleaned from “your” psycho-profile I have the materials for:>
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[li]identity theft[/li][li]presorted demographic and financiial info for other scammers, telemarketers and the like (lists sold at premium prices)[/li][li]If you have real resources/money, etc, you might just get a personal letter (from me, but under a different name) custom tailored to you needs from a beautiful/handsome potential mate, who will reveal that they need just $$$$ to fly into your waiting arms…[/li][li]Blackmail (on page 6 of the psycho scam, you told me about what you did with your sister’s husband on that camping trip)[/li][/ul]
the possibilities of what I could do with that information, and zero ethics are huge.
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