Chris Christie: Joyzee
Carly Fiorina: Gekko
Scott Walker: Dead
Jeb Bush: Ambien
Ben Carson: Horatio
Ted Cruz: Gitmo
Marco Rubio: Babyface
Mike Huckabee: Finn (as in Huckleberry)
Rand Paul: MopTop
Donald Trump: Uuuuuuuuuge! or Orang
Donald Trump - Target Practice
Seriously, if the Secret Service were true patriots and dedicated to preserving our Constitution … wouldn’t they be giving ISIS et al the exact position of The Donald every second of every day?
Trump: Whirlwind, being the natural result of Republican sowing the winds of tribal resentment.
None. I would deny all of them SS protection so the mob can tear them apart without hindrance when their satanistic plots are revealed as the evil they are.
Christie - Fat Boy
Fiorina - Snow White
Walker - Weinie Man
Jeb - Johnny Bravo
Carson - Mengele
Cruz - Lucha Libre
Rubio - Cottonmouth
Trump - Combover
Huckabee - Lazarus
Paul - Yorkie
Trump: Piñata, in recognition of how he’s spiked the GOP’s ability to get Latino votes for another generation, and because Trump piñatas are a popular item already.
I particularly like these, but how did you come up with Lazarus? I realize that he was the cove Jesus brought back fro the dead, but O do not see the connection; because he is running again?
Paul is obviously going to be Aqua Buddha. He just HAS to be.
Chris Christie: Fat Tony
Carly Fiorina: Sane Coulter
Scott Walker: Drowse
Jeb Bush: Worst President’s Shitty Brother
Ben Carson: Jesus Lizard
Ted Cruz: Donkey Show
Marco Rubio: Sipper
Mike Huckabee: Shariabee
Rand Paul: Aynus
Donald Trump: Coiffur
Can’t we do the Democrats too?
Hillary: Chipmunk
O’Malley: Carcetti
Sanders: Debs
Jeb: “Notheothershrub”
Hillary already has a Secret Service codename – “Evergreen.” Bill’s was “Eagle.” If they need a different one for President Hillary – “Eagless”?
Cruz: “Greeneggs.”
Christie: Flounder
Trump - Hillary plant
Hillary: Khaleesi
Sanders: Doc Brown
Are you saying she doesn’t have Eags?
Bigger ones than Bill’s, probably, but that’s another discussion . . .
Nah, it’s just that Republicans like to pick on their own candidates. Now, if OP were a Democrat, then it may mean something.
What??
(…that’s Exactly how I’d picture him reacting to it too…!)
“Trenton Bakes, Chris Christie Takes!”
They are… pause … inspiring…