What Secret Service Code Name Would YOU Give These People?

Chris Christie: Joyzee
Carly Fiorina: Gekko
Scott Walker: Dead
Jeb Bush: Ambien
Ben Carson: Horatio
Ted Cruz: Gitmo
Marco Rubio: Babyface
Mike Huckabee: Finn (as in Huckleberry)
Rand Paul: MopTop
Donald Trump: Uuuuuuuuuge! or Orang

Donald Trump - Target Practice

Seriously, if the Secret Service were true patriots and dedicated to preserving our Constitution … wouldn’t they be giving ISIS et al the exact position of The Donald every second of every day?

Trump: Whirlwind, being the natural result of Republican sowing the winds of tribal resentment.

None. I would deny all of them SS protection so the mob can tear them apart without hindrance when their satanistic plots are revealed as the evil they are.

Christie - Fat Boy
Fiorina - Snow White
Walker - Weinie Man
Jeb - Johnny Bravo
Carson - Mengele
Cruz - Lucha Libre
Rubio - Cottonmouth
Trump - Combover
Huckabee - Lazarus
Paul - Yorkie

Trump: Piñata, in recognition of how he’s spiked the GOP’s ability to get Latino votes for another generation, and because Trump piñatas are a popular item already.

I particularly like these, but how did you come up with Lazarus? I realize that he was the cove Jesus brought back fro the dead, but O do not see the connection; because he is running again?

Paul is obviously going to be Aqua Buddha. He just HAS to be.

Chris Christie: Fat Tony
Carly Fiorina: Sane Coulter
Scott Walker: Drowse
Jeb Bush: Worst President’s Shitty Brother
Ben Carson: Jesus Lizard
Ted Cruz: Donkey Show
Marco Rubio: Sipper
Mike Huckabee: Shariabee
Rand Paul: Aynus
Donald Trump: Coiffur

Can’t we do the Democrats too?

Hillary: Chipmunk

O’Malley: Carcetti

Sanders: Debs

Jeb: “Notheothershrub”

Hillary already has a Secret Service codename – “Evergreen.” Bill’s was “Eagle.” If they need a different one for President Hillary – “Eagless”?

Cruz: “Greeneggs.”

Christie: Flounder

Trump - Hillary plant

Hillary: Khaleesi
Sanders: Doc Brown

Are you saying she doesn’t have Eags?

Bigger ones than Bill’s, probably, but that’s another discussion . . .

Nah, it’s just that Republicans like to pick on their own candidates. Now, if OP were a Democrat, then it may mean something.

What??

(…that’s Exactly how I’d picture him reacting to it too…!)

“Trenton Bakes, Chris Christie Takes!”


They are… pause … inspiring…