What shall I use my 500th post for?

All the things I could post…

I could find out how many toes a three-toed sloth actually has in GQ.

I could go to the Pit and tell someone that they smell of poo.

I could tell someone how many angels can actually dance on the head of a pin in GD.

I could use it to add to the clamour in IMHO.

Or I could post something utterly crap and trivial in MPSIMS.

[sub]Oh shit.[/sub]