There are the birthers, the truthers and the mooners.
But thus far I’m coming up empty on what to call those who buy into bullshit conspiracy theories about Obama’s college years. Graders or collegians just don’t have the same ring as the above mentioned labels.
So let’s come up with a funny name for these folks.
“Morons?” “Graspers-at-Straws?”
I’m kind of fond of calling all of those jackasses bigots.
He went to Harvard, right?
I vote “Har-Tards.”
I’ve got a few ideas but I don’t think the language would be appreciated.
I’m just going to lump them in with the general population of conspiracy theorists - they’re not worth their own special name any more. At least the Birthers were entertaining in a monkey house sort of way - this is just sad, like when your dad falls over trying to get into his old leather trousers to prove he hasn’t grown out of his rebellious phase.
Monkeyminds?
Poo flingers?
Conspiracy monkeys?
Graders? Not quite as catchy, but we could also call them ‘people who got lower college grades than Obama.’
I for one won’t rest until Obama has revealed his elementary school progress reports.
Transcriptors. Like transformers, but without Megan Fox.
GPAers
Permanent Recorders (pronounced REC ord ers, as in ‘permanent records’)
Fuck it, let’s just call them racists.
Nor should you. Do we really want a President who consistently failed to play well with others? Who ate crayons? Who, on more than one occasion, napped - napped! during Reading Corner? I think not.
I can’t help but post this here (be sure to read to the end…not long):
Looks Like Trump’s Right: How the Hell Did This President Get Into Those Ivy League Schools?
Gradetards.
No, he played with others too well, and he began his socialist ways by sharing his crayons.
A future great President would have burned down his school.
They want transcripts? I say we call them trannies.
The best part is most of them won’t get it.
How about bookbaggers?
“Missus Robinsons” !
I don’t know - I mean, they certainly didn’t get the tea bag thing until Rachel Maddow pointed it out to them. But “trannies” seems awfully obvious.
What are mooners?
The real ones or the faked ones?
The comments are rather amusing.