Hey, I have an idea…
They should be lined up and disrobed. Then they should be skinned from top to bottom, leaving nothing but exposed flesh. Said flesh should be sprayed with lemon juice. Then they should, not so gently, be inserted into the rectum of an elephant and left to rot. Later they can be removed, dried and shrunk, and Voila, Tuba has some new nick-nacks for her key chain.
I’m just in a forgiving mood, I guess. I’m sure some of you have some appropriate things to add.
My initial reaction was one of rage. Castrate the fuckers. Without anaesthesia. With dull, rusted blades.
Later on, I mellowed a bit and tried to obtain something positive of the event. Now I’m in favour of lobotomizing them and use them to replace the hamsters that power the server.
You might want to be nice to them, if they have your password…
I could pass on to them the flu I’m currently suffering under. Extremely painful, explosive bowel eruptions in the middle of the night, pain so bad you almost bite through your lip.
I’m sorry for the hijack, but that was just too goddamned much information.
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You will now be returned to your regularly scheduled rant.
And sorry for misspelling your name. Hope you get better soon.
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That’s not a very nice thing to do to the elephant.
Too much information? Please! Around here, that’s kids’ stuff!
I propose infecting them with “Raging Crotch Rot”.
Any idea who did this? I’m seeing a “Legion of Doom”-like group of banned posters, myself.