**Posted in the Pit due to content…may get a little graphic…
Scenerio-> You find yourself stumbling upon your terrorist of choice…whoever…OBL as an example. You can utilize any means necessary to inflict as much raunchy, horrid messiness all over this asshole. What would you do?
Personally, I’d pick any one of OBL’s cronies still living here in the States. I’d Love to catch one in the act of trying to commit some act of terror…Basically, I’d love to bath them in Hog’s Blood, whilst pilfering their rectums with a rusty rail spike!
I am sick and tired of watching the news and seeing new terror threats all the time, and watching the supposed video’s from terrorists saying its not over blaah…blaah…blaah…FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING INBRED, SELF-RIGHTOUS, MURDERING DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDREL, CAMEL FUCKING, DICK FUCKS.
Try and bring it on while I watch you get annhiliated from the very face of existence! Putred Fucks…I would love to have 15 minutes individually with each and every one of you!!!
COCK BASTARDS…
I am usually not this graphic, but my collegue and I were discussing the threats and how he had to try and explain all this to his 10 year old kid yesterday…I was just very angry at the fact that children have little clue as to whats going on and I needed to vent some frustrations…
I’d go for giving the pricks a little feeling of terror themselves. I’m not a violent person and I doubt I could do any serious rail spiking to any of these assholes no matter how much I feel they deserve it. So, I would abdicate the violence to someone else. I’d take ObL or one of his cronies and drive him to the nearest KKK rally I could find or somewhere in the ghettos of Chicago or New york or probably anyplace in Texas. I’d write TERRORIST FUCKWAD in permanent marker on him just so everyone would be clear about who this neanderthal is (maybe along with his FBI Most Wanted photo so there could be no doubt as to his origins). I think it’d be great fun to watch ObL navigate through some slums or redneck country. I would follow him, of course, partly to enjoy the show and mostly to catch him again in case by some miracle he came out alive so I could take him back for some more.
Better still, I’d get my hands on some stocks* and set them up at ground zero at 3 in the morning and lock him in it and post a sign as to who he is. The only downside is the police would likely let him out and take him into custody. However, if the police could be persuaded to ignore the area for a day or two I think that might be interesting (of course, ObL in prison probably wouldn’t have a good time either).
[sub]*…a device for publicly punishing offenders consisting of a wooden frame with holes in which the feet or feet and hands can be locked. (From Merriam-Webster) [/sub]
You can’t just stipulate consequences out of existence. The act would have consequences - if only to the terrorist, and to how I view myself. That’s enough to make it unethical.
Better yet, set him loose in Texas in a hybrid car with a rainbow bumper sticker and another sticker that says “I’m from the government and I’m here to take your guns.”
Hmmm…Oliver North’s cronies down in Central America-I’d strap them down to chairs, make them eat nothing but moldy bread and drink sour milk and make them watch Mitchell-the original version.
I’ve never shit down someone’s throat before. No really!
Doing so for 15 minutes would apparently solve two problems.
Also, I’d take that blind cleric bastard outta jail and put him at the base of a tall building. Hungry pigs would be running around free. One by one, I’d throw the Guantanimo Al Quaeda fuckers from the top, allowing them to splat in his proximity.
In addition to that horrible sound, he’ll know that eventually one of these shitty fliers will hit him and the pigs will feast.
I never understand these revenge fantasies. Sure, you might think all kinds of things in the heat of the moment, but to type them down on the 'Net? Do you guys really dream about torturing people in all kinds of twisted ways?
Guys you say…who said we are guys?..Jaako?..Didn’t you know we are all raving lunatic women proweling these boards.
It is a heat of the moment thing, DUH??? But sometimes when sensory overload takes place one can go a little overboard…
Euripides wrote “…The Baccae”
For all intensive purposes the ‘Baccant’s’ were a group of crazed women running around the Greek country side crazily-sexually accosting men and practicing “Sparagmos” which is basically tearing animals limb from limb, a bit of flesh at a time and then gorging themselves till they could barley walk…(this was 2500 years ago)
So writing ‘nasty’ ‘twisted’ things on the net or anywhere else for that matter is really nothing new…
I still think that it’s time we started “The Running Man” for real. After he’s been proven guilty in a court, Get OBL, take him to the middle of the WTC site, broadcast his appearance live on television and then…just let him go. No head start, no nothin’. I’m pretty sure New York would take care of him within the hour.
Actually, Jacco, I’d like to show the terrorists just how compassionate and fair a civilized society can be in order to make them aware of just how far they’d dropped off humanity’s radar.
But I can’t extend that level of civility until I’ve dealt with my anger over the slaughter of thousands of innocents.
I think the worst torture for them would be to make them realize the scumminess of their ways and to become deeply ashamed.
I’m under no illusion that will actually happen, but one can hope.
Agreed but it wasn’t my intent to imply that Texans are rednecks (although I can see how what I wrote might be read that way). My sense of Texans is more one of, “take no prisoners and don’t fuck with us 'cuz ifn you do youo’re in for a world of hurt.”
Texas justice seems a bit harder than most other states in the Union so I figure Texas would be a particularly inhospitable place to the likes of ObL. Not too many tree-hugging liberals out there to pine for repecting the human rights of ObL. My wife related a quote to me from a book she was reading about Dubya (I think it was called Shrub ) that said homosexuals in Texas were afraid to come out of the closet out of fear of being considered a democrat (or liberal). I think that sums up Texans nicely.
A closet, a 5 kajillion watt stereo system, and a Celine Dion live album. Inside of 11 minutes the guy would be trying to eat his own brain.
[sub]This is with no consequences right? Because I think that if I actually did this Amnesty International would issue its first ever “dead or alive” bounty on my head[/sub]
I still stand by my post (ie. I hate these kinds of threads), but I admit I might have been affected by a particularly disgusting discussion on another board, one I feared would be repeated here. But I’ll be lenient this time and give you the benefit of doubt, it is SDMB after all.
And since this is the pit: all those who misspell my name can kiss my hairy ass!
Given Sammy’s fascination with airplanes and buildings, I’d hire a bodybuilder to grab Sam’s wrist and ankle and spin him airplane-style head first into the nearest available high-rise until there was nothing left.
I’d just analy insert a copy of their holy book, cut off their hands and drop them head first in a tub of bacon greese.
But if I am feeling really funky, I’d strap them to a chair, bring in there family, have to women raped, the men prison raped and them killed in such a state of filth that they can’t make it into heaven, then have the kids adopted off to (pick your fun group, LDS, Babtist, Buddist, etc doesn’t matter, just something other then the terrorist’s) then make him a basket case.
