What should I call my fish

  1. Dubya
  2. Dick
  3. Rummy
  4. Condi
  5. Wolfie

Then, if they don’t survive the winter, maybe you
won’t grieve too much.

Name 'em all Wanda. :cool:

Although I nod to Czarcasm, (‘Eric’), and unclviny, (‘Fred’), I have to go with nevermore and his eventual choice of, ‘Fluffy’.

It is a good name for any and all pets, and possibly anything with a beating heart, if you can get away with it.

Fish 1: Orange. Fat. The biggest of the bunch. Fat Nemo
Fish 2: Paler orange than fish 1. Skinny, the smallest of the lot. Nemo
Fish 3: Orange with white lips. The second biggest. Lord Nemonton Chesterfordshire the Fourth, of Fishpond Waters
Fish 4: Orange. Middle sized. No interesting features at all. Little Nemo
Fish 5: Looks identical to Fish 4 except with a little patch of black on its tailfin. Little Black Nemo

  1. Simon
  2. Max
  3. Cleetus
  4. Havana
  5. Tim

First off- congrats on the house. And getting to have a pond- I want a pond at my house!!

Fish1: Georgeous George
Fish2: Turkish
Fish3: Bullet tooth Tony
Fish 4: Boris the Blade
Fish5: Franky Four Fingers

I think its brilliant!

I think you almost have to name at least one of them “Wanda”. You know, from the movie.

  1. Godzilla
  2. Mothra
  3. Rodan
  4. Gamera
  5. King Ghidorah

Doctor Fishopolis

And get a fruitbat named Eric to go along with the fish.

Begin hijack:

I just got home after taking my daughter to the pet store, where we just purchased a fish and bowl for her room.
We were discussing names for the critter; I suggested “Hors d’oeuvre”, on account of our two cats
(“I’ll keep my door closed, Daddy”). She didn’t care for that suggestion, and decided upon “Sushi”, instead.

End hijack

Raccoon Bait #1
Raccon Bait #2
Raccoon Bait #3
And so on.

I have a betta who I have referred to as a kitty hors e’oeuvre before – he’s little enough, he really would be. Fortunately, she doesn’t get anywhere near my room.

Does she know sushi is food???

My guy is called Ghoti, after the joke. He’s got a heck of an attitude. He’s fun.

Do they have raccoons in Oz? No matter, the herons or cormorants will get them. Though I hope not.

Seriously, I had a goldfish named Spot. He was my favorite of the four I had at the time. The other three were named Murgatroyd, Mabel, and Salmon (because of his shape, which was much more streamlined than her chubby tankmates. You’re welcome to any of those monikers.

I’d like to clear up some misconceptions about goldfish. When they get to know you, they will get excited to see you and come rushing across the pond to say hi. The more time you spend with them, the stronger the bond will be between them and you. If you lie down beside the pond and put your hand in the water, they will start coming to it in a pretty short amont of time. They’ll suck at your fingers and will even let them stroke their sides. Spot used to like to sit in my cupped hand just under the surface of the water. We’d commune with one another for a half hour or more. And after the first couple of weeks, I never used a net with them. I’d just scoop them up with my hand and plunk them in a bowl. I usually did it quickly but a few times I did it slowly just to see what they’d do. I guess they trusted me because it would take several seconds before they would start to panic.

Goldfish are winter hardy too. They can survive under an inch or two ice with no problem at all. As long as sunlight can get to the bottom of the pond to stimulate the growth of algae and other plants, they’ll have enough food and oxygen to last them until the ice melts.

I hope you take the time to get to know them. You’ll find they each have their own personalities. Mine helped me get through a very depressing time in my life. They knew how to make me smile.

We put in a pond at our last house and named our fish:

Elvis (the biggest who also turned out to be a girl)
Barry White (he got a fungus and is no longer among us)
Orange Spot and Blue Spot (the Shubunkins)
Tom and Dick

Elvis died last year at about ten years of age. All of the original fish are gone now with the exception of either Tom or Dick (never could tell those two apart). We moved four years ago and a friend of ours moved into our old house so he’s taking care of all the descendants. I miss the little moochers.

Fish 1: Orange. Fat. The biggest of the bunch. Kingpin
Fish 2: Paler orange than fish 1. Skinny, the smallest of the lot. Louie
Fish 3: Orange with white lips. The second biggest. Drag-Queen
Fish 4: Orange. Middle sized. No interesting features at all. Missouri
Fish 5: Looks identical to Fish 4 except with a little patch of black on its tailfin. Spot

1: Chester
2: Ally (Mcbeal)
3: Jagger
4: Idaho
5: Timothy the Bad Ass Fin

  1. Cat Prey
  2. Food
  3. Bag
  4. Rattle
  5. Lenno

Unlike the turtles on the other thread about naming them.Fish CAN be trained to come when you call them. At least food, bag, and rattle can.

Still gonna have a hard time getting them to fetch a stick though.

The one with the spot reminds me of the dark spot in Jay Lenno’s hair.

:stuck_out_tongue:

She said that sushi is raw fish, and that her fish is raw, so… :slight_smile:

it seems obvious to me–you’re in Australia, after all, so
name 'em:
Bruce
BruceBruce
and the one that looks after the sheep dip should be named:
Bruce

(and no pooftah’s !)

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