Geez, no wonder. I saw her recently and was thinkin’ Woof, her shit ain’t right. Maybe she’s not quite yet at the point where you wonder if her friend has a pet chimp in her yard but something about her just looks at best unnatural and at worst genuinely fucked-up.
A divorce attorney, she’s gonna need one!
The most frightening thing about this family is that there are two more girls, when the bloom is off the first two, ready to take their place.
As they are all attention whores, (thanks for the schooling Mom!), stop and think what the younger ones will have to get up to, so as to attract press coverage. And since they’ll be younger and hotter, imagine what the fading first two will have to do, to maintain their fame? I mean we’ve already covered porn, what’s that leave?
They will all get more and more plastic surgery, in search of beauty, until they look like that barbie doll woman. They’ll be deeply resenting the ‘fame’ when it’s all about what a freak show they’ve turned their lives/bodies into.
Freak show, train wreck, disaster waiting to happen. It ain’t going to be pretty, which is ironic because, ‘pretty’, is what makes them tick, and the source of all their fame.
If sequential threads are anything to go by, then the answer is “Butt hair.”