What should I have for breakfast?

[betenoir]

Well the important thing in the morning is to eat something to stimulate your metabolism, and a good source of protein.

So, an eggwhite omlette and a bannana
or some peanut butter on toast.

That and a shot of bourbon and you’re all set.

[Homer]

Didn’t freaky big mouth tiny lip guy (Mick Jagger) once say he had to take a few shots of Jack before Junior High every day just to make it through without snapping?

–Tim

[Jack_Batty]

*Originally posted by evilbeth *
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*Originally posted by Jack Batty *
**It’s been a while since I dredged this up, but … might I suggest a big bowl full of Hamburger Helper. Stroganoff flavor is ideal for breakfast because it comes with that stuff that mixed with an eyedropper of milk turns into something vaguely sour-creamish. Gotta have your dairy in the morning. **

Ignore tracer–I think this sounds amazingly delicious! I have actually done this many times! I love this stuff! Especially with lots of extra sour cream and cracked black pepper. Mmmmm! **

Ahhh, a fellow connoisseur of the fine things in life. We ought to start a club, maybe get some matching jackets or something.