What should I want for Christmas?

In My Humble Opinion
1

It’s Christmas, and… I don’t know what I want. 10 days to go, the List is empty.
Dopers, help me figure it what I should ask for. Or better yet, tell me what I want.

2

A big lump of coal- cackles

slap <whimpers> Whaat? I meant it in a GOOD way. Winter is coming, you know. Best to stock up on coal. Oh, and if your friends come over and want to know what you got them for Christmas, you can say, “Here, have a chocolate, I got these for you.” And they’ll bite into them and you can all have a good laugh.

Or, you can carve a new nose for your dog out of coal. Like Donner did for Rudolph in the Rankin Bass Rudolph special. Of course that was kind of cruel…but still.

3

I don’t know if this will help, but here are some “clutter-free” gift ideas:

http://flylady.net/pages/FlySpecial1.asp

Are you having trouble coming up with hints because you already have everything you want? Or for some other reason?

4

World peace? Your two front teeth? A little brother?

Cash is always nice.

5

You want to be wildly generous to the elderly that you meet at SDMB…(heh, heh)

6

I think that you should ask for a pet. If you are female ask for a pony, if you are male then ask for a playboy bunny.

7

I have my two front teeth still, and a little brother (the little snot), and I got a pet last year. Abbie, the most adorwable shelty ever and I wuff her very much.

Hm.

8

Ditto if you are female. Then send me the tapes.

9

I guess I’ll ask for some CDs.

Or if I maybe can convince my peoples for a guitar.

10

You need The Muppet Family Christmas DVD. What can be more Christmasy than Janice saying “Christmas cookies, man!”

11

Well, I have The Muppet Christmas Carol, but it’s not this nice. Being on DVD and all.

:reflects:

Oh! I remember this! I saw it on Odyssey, or the Hallmark Channel or something. I believe I enjoyed it last year.

12

Ditto the coal, but you should really modernize and ask for energy stocks instead.

13

I dunno, I’m kind of wary what with the stock market and all. I think if I go that route I should invest in something hard.

14

I know what I’ve thought about the last couple days is the new 20th Edition of Trivial Pursuit. And I haven’t told anyone yet.
haha

I suck.

But I WANT it!

Maybe my grandma will get me some more awful clothes from Wal-Mart, and I can return for a gift card, and get the Trivial Pursuit. haha Now there’s a plan.

15

I said 20th Edition of Trivial Pursuit. I think it is something like the 20th anniversary, or Last 20 Years edition.

I get confused. haha

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Mod’s - I’m not sure if I’m allowed to do this or not, if not, please delete it and except my apologies…

The following is an excerpt from a 1986 Saturday Night Live skit, the speaker being Steve Martin.

If I could have one wish for christmas, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sings in unison all with smiling faces.

If I could have just two wishes for christmas, the first one would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing while happy and smiling, the second would be for 30 million dollars to be given to me on a monthly basis, deposited in a swiss bank account.

If I could have just three wishes for christmas the first would be for all the children to hold hands and sing, the second for 30 million dollars to be deposited monthly in my bank account, and the third would be to have absolute power over all the creatures of the earth and sky and the whole universe.

If I could have four wishes for christmas, the first would definately be that children crap, the second would be the 30 million dollars, the third would be absolute power trough the whole universe and the fourth would be that every year, one month would be set aside, and i would have a 31 day orgasm.

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er, except should be accept - but maybe you can make an exception for the bad spelling…