Really good question. The real Curtis Lemay was a war-mongering lunatic, and the present incarnation is… oh, well, wrong forum. 
I vote for Was Curtis LeMay that Bad?
Why, at a supposed 13 or so years of age, would you consider changing it to Sober Alcoholic? I’m assuming you don’t drink(much), so, what’s up?
Actually I like “Keep Curtis LeMay” in that incarnation
I voted for Richard Nixon, but I changed my mind. I actually like Keep Curtis Lemay better. I know what you really meant, but I think you should change it to that.
I’d also nominate Headless Body of Agnew, if it isn’t already taken.
Just keep the current one. For whatever reason, it irritates the shit out of me when users change their screen names.
I vote for Fuck Jesus.
You’ll have to get over Jesus some day, might as well start now.
Why,** Randy**… that’s the single most useful post I’ve ever seen from you. Nice job!
Oh… another thing…
I just noticed this post from you, Keep (sorry, I mean Curtis ;)):
Ahhhhhh… so is that why you currently have the username of a guy who fire-bombed the shit out of Japan, rendering hundreds of thousands of Japanese civilians into crispy-critters?
Maybe you should change your username to: Kill All The Fuckin’ Nihonjin
That’s a little much, but maybe he could combine his main interests and be Jesus Nixon. But I think my favorite suggestion so far is Buck Turgidson.
We have a winner! 
Shit like this makes me embarrassed to be an atheist.
Edit: clicked too early. Keep Keep Curtis LeMay!
Either Keep Curtis LeMay or keep Curtis LeMay. Though I like Cardinal Lovecraft as well.
Keep Curtis, because you remind me of the kid in Fallout 2’s Vault City that has the Mr. Nixon doll.
How about Free Curtis LeMay?
That’s why I ask. He’s been totally fine with having a war-mongering lunatic as his nom de plume until now, so I figured it must be something else prompting the change.
Keep Curtis LeMay Free?
That’s too extreme. How about Curtis LeMay Half Off?
Buy One Curtis LeMay, Get One Free (we’ve got a lot of Curtis LeMay in inventory we’re trying to move here)
That would require there be two Curtis LeMays and that’s a violation of board rules.