Ask the Beatles fanatic
Ask the veggie.
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
Ask the straight Girl!
A girl
The ask me anything but DSL installation questions… more then 8 hours a day and I will go insane… ahh… Guy.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I saw a snake with no legs.
- Another TRUE Wally original! Accept no substitues!
Ask the Toxin
(I don’t know, it just popped into my head)
Really, now:
Ask Matilda Wormwood’s Double
(at least, that’s who I’m always compared to)
“Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984
Ask the clueless clown. Ask him anything.
Just putting my 2sense in.
Tyranny,* like Hell*,* is not easily conquered*.
-Thomas Paine (fugitive slave catcher)
Satan posted:
You mean my parents were right about rock music and evil? 
ask the other fat chick, becoming a computer geek, failing latin, shouldn’t have majored in english but art instead, straight, pierced her eyebrow, just learned to crochet, bibliophile college student.
Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin.
–Ayi Kwei Armah
There was already an Ask the virgin attempt by somebody not especially qualified…
Anyways: Ask the lonely weirdo geek boy.
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Shadow of the Pigeon -
Weirdo of the Night
- Ask someone else.*
Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.
Ask somebody who gives a shit.
Homepage: www.loosiegoosiemoosie.gov
Occupation: Taxidermist and hunt guide
Location: Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada
Interests: The Loyal Order of the Moose, Moosehead (and the beer).
Oh yeah? Well, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. Backwards. In high heels. - As per Wally
Dont ask me.
Cats are like Baptists. They raise hell but you’ll never catch them at it.
Ask me about Yosemite National Park.
How many hours to drive there? (5-6 from LA) Where to stay when you are in the park? (Yosemite Lodge or Curry Village) What to do about bears? (Don’t leave ANY food in your car.) The best place to buy film? (Ansel Adams Gallery.) Where to have the best Bleu Cheese Dressing on your salad? (Yosemite Lodge Cafeteria) Ask me! 
Ask the door-to-door rectal thermometer salesman.
Ask the oxymoron.
http://www.madpoet.com
I am human, and I need to be loved
Just like anybody else does
I would go for Ask the fat guy but enh…
Maybe Ask the young guy
or Ask the Ultra-Virgin
Or even ** Ask the young Fat Ultra-Virgin guy.**
Was that not a mastery of UBB code?
Maybe I should be ask the guy who knows everything about really basic UBB code… enh, whatever.
“My drinking team has a Rugby problem.”
This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally
If you need a graphic solution, http:\ alk.to\Piglet
What do you mean there’s no friggin’ underline??!?!?!?!?
Damn you UBB, damn you to hell.
Oh, Crud.
Ask the procrastinator. I might get back to you. Then again, I might make a really killer mix tape instead…
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!