Hip Hop Chicken. I’ve had it for 8 months or so and it still makes me laugh.
Made them all myself…
Patience (G&R) for Mr. Janis
Centerfold (J. Geils Band) for My Best friend (Bet you can guess her name!! ;))
Everybody else gets Simon and Garfukel’s Mrs Robinson.
I WUV my new phone!!!
Currently it’s Phineas and the Ferb-Tones’ Gitchee Gitchee Goo.
When my husband calls it plays the theme from Batman: The Brave and the Bold, which used to be the default ringtone.
My dad gets Jackie Wilson’s “Higher and Higher,” my younger sister’s is Kansas’s “Wayward Son,” and my youngest sister’s is Israel “Iz” Kamakawiwoʻole’s “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.”
Ever since I was able to lay my hands on it, my ringtone’s been “Gunfight Epiphany,” which is the theme song from the late, lamented FX show, Terriers.
Before that it was Doctoring the TARDIS, but what I really wanted was the sound of the TARDIS materializing from the new show. Never could find a decent sound file of that, though.
They need to be 30 seconds or shorter.
Mine’s “A Little Less Conversation”. :dubious:
Can you tell I don’t talk on the phone much except for when necessary? 
I need to find another ringtone for my sweetie’s number, though, in case he gets the wrong idea. :smack:
The boss’s ringtone in the Geico commercial (ring-a-ding dingy-dong).
Wrong link. This should be it: Geico ring tone Boss' ring tone - YouTube
Currently:
Pluto by Bjork
Mine is the Carolina Hurricane’s goal horn and “Wooooooo, wooooo woooo woooOOO! That’s a Carolina Hurricane’s Goal!” Just like when they score.
The NES Legend of Zelda theme.
Electric Worry by Clutch for my main ringtone, The Fame by Lady Gaga for my best friend, and Cornbread by Dave Matthews Band for my not-quite-ex.
The Cranberries - Zombie
Well, my ringtones are the same as they were when this thread was new, but I’ve changed my text tone. Now it’s Mr. Meeseeks from Rick & Morty saying, “Look at meeee!” Hey, it could be worse.
Moderator Note
As much as I like the Cranberries, this zombie was actually raised by a Vietnamese spammer who has since been wished away to the cornfield.
Cap Talk – Birdman, NBA Youngboy
just added a ringtone for the alarm for feeding the cat - the meow mix commercial jingle. Now she comes running when she hears it, and is sort of ignoring when the phone rings for calls =)
The opening to Question by the Moody Blues (minus the first three seconds.) That’ll get your attention.
My generic ringtone is currently “The Imp’s Song” from the game Doom, but for my wife I have an instrumental version of “Woman” by Wolfmother.