That would make more sense. Then I don’t hate the song so much, since I don’t have to wonder how BDSM fits into it. ::red face:: *
*<<the icon looks more like yawning>>
Livin’ La Vida Loca
And. . . . .
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Both make me wanna go Postal on somebody’s ass!
I can’t believe we’ve got this far without anyone mentioning the ALL-TIME most gagworthy song in the history of music …
“I’ve Never Been To Me”.
(pauses for everyone to say “oh yes you’re right, forgot that one”)
A more recent contender is that absolutely GOD FUCKING AWFUL Destiny’s Child song about his brown eyes telling his soul and he’s so deep in love and we haven’t argued since and blech blech blech. Every time I hear it I think “yeah bitch, he’s fucking your sister behind your back …”
Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
When I hear this song, I don’t believe in life after death anymore.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
“I Hope You Dance” by (I think) Leanne Womack.
Inspirational songs make me cringe. It’s as though Zig Ziglar and his ilk are penning the things and sending them out.
Ooh just remembered another one…
*The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and…
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I’m a lady
Men’s shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin’ it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman! *
Yup, being a woman to me means wearing short skirts and coloring my hair. Thanks, Shania.
:rolleyes:
And TwungTister, “What if GOD was one of us?” is also one of my most hated…except when sung by Dr. Evil. 
Why did you have to remind me of “Butterfly Kisses” and “Dear Mr. Jesus?” I was just beginning to heal.
For that, I give you LINKIN PARK:
crawling in my skin
these wounds they will not heal
fear is how i fall
confusing what is real
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
One thing / I don’t know why
It doesn’t even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind / I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how
I tried so hard
Feel the teen angst, suckers!
Darryl Worley’s “Have You Forgotten”
It’s amoving ballad about how we need to go to war with Iraq to get bin Laden.
You *are[i/] the Devil.
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I… I like “In The End.” Yes, by Linkin Park. I’d never normally admit it, but I do. Is that so wrong?! Sniff. And hey, don’t blame it on the teenagers. There are plenty of songs written for adults with lyrics far more idiotic. Please see almost every song in this thread. I also like the Natalie Imbruglia song.
I’d like to second American Pie. I cannot say enough times how I hate that song. I also hate that Kid Rock/Sheryl Crow song. Keep building the rockstar myth, Kid Crock.
I know “It’s Been Awhile” has already been mentioned, but I have to quote the single dumbest line in any song ever: “And everything I can remember is in the past it all may seem.”
Anyone here remember the future? Moron.
Incidentally, I’ve never heard “Dear Mr. Jesus,” but I think I hate it for the title alone. And “Hey Jude” is not the most annoying Beatles song ever. It’s third, behind “Why Don’t We Just Do it in the Road?” (because we’d get run over, Paul), and “Long and Winding Road,” (with Phil Spector angel choirs and over-the-top brass, of course.)
Hotel California truly sucks
It’s My Party, and I’ll Cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to,
You would cry too, if it happened to you.
Lady, your party was 40 f-ing years ago, shut the f— up!
Ooo, are we allowed to swear here?
I’ll stick to single songs and avoid artists whose entire (or damn near entire) output I can’t stand like Shawn Mullins, Tim McGraw, Limp Bizkit, Celine Dion, Michael Bolton, the Grateful Dead, Lenny Kravitz, etc.
“Brown-Eyed Girl”. Every local bar band plays this one, and every drunk looks at his girl all cow-eyed and says, “This one’s for you, baby,” when it starts. Plus one summer in college I was forced to listen to it everyday at the same because the girl who worked in the same office as I did at the time would call her favorite station and request it. She had done it for so long the station dutifully played it everytime.
“South Side” by Moby and Gwen Stefani. Time slows down when this one comes on. When I first heard it I could swear thought Gwen was saying “Kill yourself” during the song.
“Flirtin’ With Disaster” by Molly Hatchet. It reminds me of a really shitty time in my life. But along with “Highway Song” by Blackfoot, it also typifiies the worst of Southern rock to me.
“21 Questions” by 50 Cent. The song seemed bland enough until I heard the line, “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” Ladies, is that the kind of expression of devotion you want to hear these days? How can anybody take this doofus seriously as a rapper with lines like that?
“Swingin’” by John Anderson. I never liked his voice but this song was so popular when I was young, I always thought it was dumb, but it gets more so as time goes on.
“Bop” by Dan Seals. Supposedly a country song but it was so 80s pop sounding when it came out I felt it was being played on the wrong stations. To me most modern country-pop music sounds like bastard offspring of this one song. I blame this one song for Garth Brooks, Billy Ray Cyrus, Shania Twain, Toby Keith, and all the psuedo-country “divas” like Faith Hill and Lee Ann Womack. Country radio went downhill for me from the moment this song came out.
In the Year 2525 by Zager and Evans
Watching Scotty Grow & Honey by Bobby Goldsboro
Sometimes when we Touch by Dan Hill
No Doubt’s “Underneath It All.” The sugar-frosted sweetness of the song and the overenunciation of the singer (“DoooOOOOOOOoooo YoooooOOOOOOooooo Reeeeellllllleeee LuuuuUUUUUUvvvvv Meeeeee…”) all grate on me. Also, what the heck does it mean when she says:
You’ve used up all your coupons
And all you’ve got left is me
You’re right. My mistake bup, based on this.
::shudder::
But kills?
Now Reach Out and Burnadette killed. 
And then I have to think of Neil Young sing I am, I said…
::shudder::