What souvenirs shall I bring you guys from my transdimensional raiding trip?

I’m sure Qadgop or somebody can explain why that won’t work. The One Ring derived its puissance, ultimately, from ole Melkor. Outside of his universe, it’s just not gonna work.

OK - Petronius Arbiter then.

Dude, do you want Skald to get a face-ectomy? I’m pretty sure that I know what Pete’s response would be to some stranger coming up and trying to stuff him into a bag, and I know that it wouldn’t be fun for the stranger.

Dammit, you’re back? I just realized that Terminus Est would have looked so good over the fireplace…

Also, the Ring wasn’t big on power-sharing.

I’ve talked to some non-Dope friends and they’d like a Phantom Zone projector and several thousand micrograms of Thiotimoline.

OK, but they’ll have to do the resublimation themselves.

No it isn’t. As evidence, I’ll cite the last few posts by Skald about the subject. He’s clearly trying to put me off of the idea so he can get the ring working for himself. :frowning:

Why does no one believe me when I say that I have given up super-villainy?

It makes me sad. And by sad I mean ‘staby.’