What Star Trek Character Are You?

Holy Crow!

Hmmm all-being master of time/space/dimention… not too shaby
Well you puny mortals have nothing on me.

Don’t forget, he touchy-feelied Q with his fist!

Bwahahaha!! I’d forgotten about that.

We really need an evil grin smiley here.

I usually score as an ENFP, but a breakdown we all did on one ski trip showed I am right on the boder line of J and P for the fourth letter. So, this is probably weighted a little differently from the standard tests just to get it to fit in the Trek theme.

Still fun, though. And the comments are pretty accurate.

I sense great joy. And gratitude! Joy. And gratitude.

Yep. Went to Jouillard. Plays the clarinet. He was the emotional/genetic weirdness/temporal fufu punching bag of the Voyager crew. This is the term for “now that we can’t kill off the redshirts, let’s just ruin their lives…

That was Harry.

For stepping on the flowers!! ARRRGGGHH!!!
Actually, it was for entering one of the ever changing forbidden zones.

But, you knew that, I know you did. I mean, how could someone get that wrong? It’s like the mostest simplest of all the basic truths of Naked Star Trek. Unless you’re yanking my chain.

You’re not yanking my chain, are you!?

Ahhh… coffee’s ready! :slight_smile:

Breaking a window? That’s funny!

Will and B’Elanna? Not too shabby …

I always thought Kim must have been a decendant of Ben Cartwright. Just as any woman Ben Cartwirght married apparently died, any female who dated Harry Kim turned out to be evil.

And he sucked at playing the clarinet*.

*The clarinet is also know as The Devil’s Dildo.

Funny…last time I took the Meyers-Briggs test, I was an ISTJ.

Well, there’s his problem! You’re supposed to blow.

I’ll save myself the trouble of taking the test, since I already know that I’m an INTJ. But their archetypes suck: There’s no conceivable way that Picard is INTJ, and I doubt 7 of 36-26-36 is, either. How in the world do they have Picard as an introvert, but B’ellana as an extrovert? Introverts do not become starship captains, unless possibly if the starship is a research vessel (and even then it’s unlikely).

Looks like I’m another Odo/Wesley type, although hopefully less dorky.

“The Captain is a very private man.” Can’t remember who said that though. :smack:

Everybody did to Vash, prompting the argument that led to Sherwood Forest in Q-Pid.

I like to think of myself as an all-powerful Q.

Unfortunately, my co-workers say that I’m more of a Wesley.

Hey all you folks complaining - at least you didn’t end up as a Harry Kim.
(See first page for the depressing details).
And I can’t believe somebody got a rating similar to ‘Q’ and 'Quark". Does anyone see any similarity between those two?
Maybe I’ll take the test again and the result will be a personality similar to Richard Daystrom or the Gorn. :smiley: